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Parker

Where are they at? You should never end a question with a preposition. Where are they at, bitch?

About Me

I like to play guitar, snowboard, and make money. I'm not very good at the last one though. Or ANY of them now that I think about it. So don't you have hobbies you're not good at? Uncle Parker wants YOU to join the D.P. Fan Club!

My Interests

Food, paperclips, blueberries, grapes, apples, oranges, most of the rest of the fruit section (EXCEPT WATERMELON). Good musicians, good music, good movies, new strings, puppies, and well-spoken people. If there is one thing that I have learned, it's don't be a dead moose.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Alexander the Great.

Movies:

The Court Jester, The Doors, Crash, Boondock Saints, and that one coast gaurd movie with ashton kutcher. You know the one?

Television:

Scrubs, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters, Modern Marvels

Books:

I don't have time for books. I'm too busy renting, pirating, or watching the movies they made based on the book.

Heroes:

Hercules, Superman, oh and I'm Spiderman's father. Peter PARKER??? that's right bitches. It all started when I met this woman named Matilda. Things went certain ways and before we knew it we were killing goats and sacrificing pigs to the underworld... and so when she had this little guy that I delivered, we noticed he looked a lot like my penis. We decided to name him Peter. We payed some old man and his wife by not burning their eyebrows off if they'd raise my little Peter. They made up the part where the parents died. Really we just gave him to that guy... oh I'm getting off task. I like Batman, and of course you can't forget THE CRIMSEON CHIN!