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Oxymoron

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There was a Blonde, an American, and a Russian in the mall. The Russian said "We were the first ones in space." The American said "We were the first ones on the moon." The Blonde says " We're gonna be the first ones on the sun." The American and Russian said at the same time " You can't go on the sun. It's too hot" The Blonde says "We're not dumb blondes! We're going to go in the night." table style="border-collapse:collapse;"
What wise quote fits you? [pics]
Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strenght can only be seen when a person has "fallen". Only then one can tell how they will handle it. Just don't make others fall so you can know who they really are. You on the other hand may be a very quick recoverer and don't let people bring you down. You are your own, and you're fine with that. Emotional issues is something you handle rather nicely.
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You Should Date An Italian!
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
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Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Stewie
You are smarter than most of those surrounding you, yet it is wasted on heinous projects. You demand alot and kick ass when you dont get it.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... eternal

Heroes:


How to make a Jen!
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!
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Personality cocktail
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My Blog

Sick of it all.

Seriously, I am SO sick of rumors. I guess somebody told an old friend of mine that I spread rumors that I didn't. So now this person won't talk to me anymore. This being someone, who by the way, was ...
Posted by Oxymoron on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

Let's get DRUNK!

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by Oxymoron on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:41:00 PST

My Name Fits Me Perfectly.

J: Makes people laugh E: is great in bed N: Can kick your ASS N: Can kick your ASS I: loves to laugh F: People wild and crazy adore you E: is great in bed R: Is a good gf A: Sexy B: Loves people C: R...
Posted by Oxymoron on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

Juggalo and Juggalette Family

Message From Violent J written by Violent J +This is true, im sorry juggalo's and juggalette's were becoming a discress to our juggalo family, im truely sorry+ -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and s...
Posted by Oxymoron on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST

Trapt - Echo...

Close my eyesLet the whole thing pass me byThere is no timeTo waste asking whyI'll run away with you by my sideI'll run away with you by my sideI need to let go, let go, let go, let go of this pride,A...
Posted by Oxymoron on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

Derek does this all for me.

1" give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.2" leave her cute text notes.3" kiss her in front of your friends.4" tell her she looks beautiful.5" look into her eyes when you talk to her.6" let her mes...
Posted by Oxymoron on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

I swear I've seen this thing 300 times.

WHEN A GIRL MISSES YOU!!!(all of this is soooo true!!!) When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls...
Posted by Oxymoron on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:00:00 PST

How I became Jesus.

umm this one day at the thunderbird jesus walked up to me and was like "I'm sick of carrying on this burden." and it was like bruce almighty, except it was jesus, not god and he was like "Everyone alw...
Posted by Oxymoron on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

Haha! I finally caused a car accident! Haha.

So I'm walking home from school on Tuesday, September 12th, 2006. I'm on my street continuing down the street and I see this guy in a blue car gawking at me. He won't fucking stop staring and its star...
Posted by Oxymoron on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

The perfection of life.

So, okay. I've noticed something. After being in near-death experiences and actually thinking about how close I was to dying, I am grateful that I am living to see every new day. It's an honor and a p...
Posted by Oxymoron on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST