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About Me

I'm on the highway to the Hebrew zone. I might just have the worst self-esteem, ever. I'm trying to break my rambling habit. Also trying to break the habit of putting the "o" in the Gawd word. But I think phonetic spelling counts.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot dudes with penicillin prescriptions. I'm willing to meet you at your place! I'll tell you you're sooooo cool and I bet your wang is like, totally huge. Next, you'll lay on your bed beneath your velvet Elvis painting, eagerly awaiting our sexy rendezvous while I go into the bathroom to slip into something more comfortable. After about fifteen minutes you'll knock on the door to make sure everything's alright. Upon receiving no response you'll open the door to find your medicine cabinet door standing open, along with your bathroom window, the curtain flapping comically in the breeze. Meanwhile I'll be in the middle of a bangin' antibiotics party, pausing only to wonder, why didn't I take his sleeping pills, too?

My Blog

I'm going to be sick.

This week has taken everything that  could possibly help me remain optimistic, and completely crushed it. I can't believe my previous misery was preferable to this. I kinda do miss chris now. I told h...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:17:00 GMT

I MISS MY HUSBAND!

Charlie's gone alllll week and I have no idea what to do with myself!It's an inadvertent vacation from hearing rampant insults levied at everyone and everything, some I feel deserving, others not so m...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:18:00 GMT

what an insane time.

I can't really even expound further...Oh except to say I'm pretty sure I broke my ankle.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:52:00 GMT

Can't sleep, need penicillin!

First, I had a week-and-a-half long anxiety attack.Then, I got a cold.Now, my jaw is doing that swelling thing again!Oh man, it's not nearly as bad as that one time though (not yet), the time Charlie ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:43:00 GMT

My brief and cold fling with thermal underwear. This was more hilarious in person.

Which I have long considered to be the most despicable form of pants/underwear/whatever. So I decided to shovel the sidewalk and driveway, and decided since it's TEN FUCKIN DEGREES, I should put on Ch...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Here’s to hoping!

I'm actually making a step in the right direction. I pause now only to mention that the spell check is doing this weird thing where it's underlining the first half of every single word I type. NOW IT'...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:02:00 GMT

More reasons my family rules.

At my sister's wedding reception, I requested Sean Paul. In addition to the dj actually playing it, me and my mom broke it down to Temperature like only white people can do.Later on, Chris and I were ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:18:00 GMT

I’m pissed and you should be too.

I think I've finally read something that both pissed me off, possibly to extremes never before witnessed, and inspired me to write. Finally. To remember that probably I am a semi-competent, decently a...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:42:00 GMT

Despite what you may have heard...

...getting stoned this past weekend and going on a terrifying ride at the Carnival was a wonderful idea. So was spending four dollars on ridiculous buttons. I BETTER SEE YOU WEAR YOUR BUTTON THIS WEEK...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Dreams.

I keep having crazy dreams in which psychopaths want to murder me violently. Earlier this week, it was machete weilding masked men terrorizing myself and my family as we tried to vacation in the woods...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 20:20:00 GMT