Greetings, and welcome to my page. My name is Splatter Phoenix, and I am the greatest artiste in the world!
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Surreal Art, Painting, France, Surreal Artists.
[Details about myself]
Status: Single & not looking
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: St. Canard
Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: French
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: 1 adopted daughter
Education: Grad / professional school
Occupation: Artist
Group Affiliations:
New Entertainment Order
V.I.L.E. (co-founder)
Team Rocket (Foxy's division)
Royal Flush Gang Version 2.0
I Have 4 Rules
Obey them, or you shall be blocked!
1)Don't flirt with me. NO EXCEPTIONS! If you flirt with me, I will become annoyed, and will drop you like a bad habit. This isn't Match.com.
2)Don't mess with my friends. I have a strong sense of loyalty- you mess with them, you're messing with me.
3)Don't add me simply to ask me to advertise you. I only advertise my friends.
4)Watch your mouth. I don't have a problem with people cursing here and there, but I don't tolerate excessive use of vulgarity.
Not too hard to follow, correct?
Basically anyone who would like to meet me.
NO, I'm not looking for someone. But I keep recommending my friends to get one of these, "This Crush" tags like the one above, so I think the proper thing to do is follow suit. For the time being anyway.
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I don't waste money on movies. I refuse to contribute to lining the pockets of Hollywood movie big-wigs!
Darkwing Duck (although I hate Darkwing himself), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kim Possible, Xiaolin Showdown, Yu-Gi-Oh!.
I don't read. I CAN read, but most books bore me, since most books are written by people that cannot write well.
All great surreal artists, both those dead and alive (but especially those that are dead).