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Members of , The Oxygen theifs, all pride aside, and the crackas unite to form DUFF-O-CIDE. Duffs beware; this group of carpet-baggers will no longer tolerate your guff, grief, and awkward hung-over mornings waking up next to you with our breath reeking of a Duff's "No-No" area. Duff-O-Cide is a union of concerned citizen with a shared goal of spreading awareness about the Duff Problem in San Diego though the use of power chords and guitar distortion. For those who don't know, a Duff is a "Designated Ugly Fat Friend." They are most commonly spotted within a small group of girls hidden behind large burrito or super sized meal. They have a violent temper and must be approached with extreme caution. They get drunk and occasionally hook up with average people. By spreading awareness and educating the people of San Diego about this growing concern, the members of Duff-O-Cide hope to decrease the Duff to average male hook up ratio and eventually eliminate Duff's all together. Thank you for your time.
-Scott Gawlik, retired guitarist
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