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DidzTheBassist

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About Me

wel im me and if u dnt like me then poo on u im what i am and im probably not going to change for any1 unless u have some strong hold over me which no1 does so screw u. Yes i do appologise that is a bit violent and im a very non-violent person hahahaha wel usualy, ok sometimes, ok on occasion lol. The best way i think ofdescribing myself is by singing you a little song... well possibly not so I'll put this quiz in insteadName: Matthew Didsbury Nickname(s): Matt, Didz Birthday: 25/05/88 That makes you: 18 Where were you born: Chester Location right now: Right no im in my room in Huddersfield Shoe size: 10 How many piercings?: 0 Zodiac sign: gemini Hair colour: dark brown Eye color: Blue Weight: 13 stone Height: 5'10 roughly Are you a virgin?: no no im not Have you ever been in love?: yes Broken any hearts? erm dont ask me and if i have not intetionly Got your heart broken?: yes indeed i have Song: Good ridence (time of your life) by Greenday Movie: The New Guy Food: full lamb roast with all the trimmings Drink: Guiness Holiday: Christmas Book: any military or Tolkien or Terry Pratchey Ice cream: chocolate Sweets: Chocolate elairs Color(s): green red black Number: 3 Animal: merecat Place to be: in bed Noise: music possibly?Possesion: erm wud have to be my bass Team: erm presume it means football team or whatever yea? Radio station: erm i dont really listen to the raidio Play any sports at school?: left school played football, basketball, high jump, cricket and crosscountry never again Are you popular: erm i dunno i think the general sensus is that people like me but ud have to ask them Favourite memory: that would be private Funniest moment: drinkin a cup of tea but this cup of tea had hot sauce in it lots of hot sauce and i was sick 10 times and it burnt relly really badly (DAMN YOU ANDY ALL I WANTED WAS A GLASS OF WATER!!!)Do you... Smoke: nope Do drugs: nope Drink alcohol: Yes lots Cuss: no of course i fucking dont what the fuck do you think i am? Want to get married: yes yes i do Type with all of your fingers: yes i do sometimes when the keyboard works Think you're attractive: erm as a matter of fact no i dont Flashed someone: erm possibly Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: erm yes i have Told that person how you felt: indeed i have Skinny dipped: nope its too cold Watched porn: i would be lieing if i said no Broken a law: erm yes but shhh Cried to get out of trouble: not that i no of Dropped something on the fl0or and let someone eat it anyways: probably Moon someone: yeah Glued your hand to yourself: not for a while Wish you were the opposite sex: erm i dont think so Caught someone doing something: depends what Played a game that removes clothing: oh yes Cried over someone: yesAre you Shy: yes Loud: yes (contradicting i know) Nice: i think so Outgoing: wel depends Quiet: can be Mean: not really Emotional: yeah Sensitive: yep Crazy: ppl think im insane but thats not my fault it was phils il say no mre than it was only a 9 inch knife not 12 Spontaneous: indeed Funny: i make ppl laugh but it mayb there laughin at me Sweet: yep Sharing: depends what with Responsible: very Open-minded: yeah Smart: hope so fingers crossed Photogenic: no totaly antiphotogenic Silly: very A Bitch: no A Good Listener: the best hehe A Fighter: not realy i just laugh if sum1 hits me properly then kill them not literaly wel... A Party Animal: erm wen drunk u cant stop me A Computer Freak: erm i dunno Dream house: my uncles hes a multi millionare and had the first fully electronic house in america the bastard Husband/Wife: what?The last Thing you ate: food Thing you drank: beer Thing you wore: what im wearing now t shirt and jeans Thing you got pierced or tattooed: none Person you saw: tom Person you hugged: erm someone? Person you kissed: erm.(..................../....) ..................... /..../ ...................../..../ ........./??.l.?`...../ ...../... l....l....(? `.. ....l.....l....l............... ....l.....l??.l??.l ......... ...........` ?..? ?..... .? MyGen Profile Generator ...

My Interests

i like things and things that go boom!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like 2 meet god not that that is relevent 2 this at all but yeah have a long conversation with him bout the world and things like that i wud also like 2 meet tony blaire so i cud slap him repeatedly with a big wet fish again none of this is relevent so il stop

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Music:

everythin almost minimalism will die!!!

Movies:

the New Guy is 1 of the funniest films around with world class music in it but so are lots of other films i like most sort even sum chick flix r alrite but yeah NAKED GUN!!!!!!

Television:

Comedy Comedy Comedy and more Comedy old new all Comedy yeah Red Dwarf, Family Guy, Black Adder all great so are lots of others bow down to the great comedys of time!!!

Books:

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Heroes:

heros are just normal people like me and you and noone should worship them as 1. they are normal and might not want it and 2. God will kick ur sorry...