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*Joe*

About Me


I'm 29 (one year away from that dreaded 30!!), brown hair (sometimes red, sometimes blond but always hot), blue eyes, and live in Davie, FL (the redneck outskirts of Ft Lauderdale- you can stop laughing now!!). I am a true Floridian born and raised. I've been more or less a recluse for the past couple of years. I spent a good 6 years doing nothing but partying and hitting every club and after party there was and as you can imagine ingesting every drug there was but I quit all that stuff and went into hiding however I am back! To what extent I dunno yet but it's time to start having fun again. So if anyone wants to help me get back into the scene then say hi. I promise to behave or at the very least I will be good at being bad. YES I AM READY TO HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN!. All that aside, I'm pretty much a quiet person unless I know you which means I will talk way too much and hopefully irritate the shit out of you but you will of course fall in love with me and will shower me with gifts and adoration. I like being the center of attention although I would never show it. I have a strange sense of humor and I am amused by things which most people find sick, perverted, or gross. Yep, I am definitely a catch...not to be cnfused with catching something so don't get it twisted bitch. I will push you to the next level but you will enjoy the trip. I love making those around me laugh because people don't ever laugh enough and life can sometimes have a tendency to really fuck with you. I like to have fun and will do it at almost any expense (almost being the key word). I'm a bit tempermental and always bitchy and quite sarcastic. I like to be rude. The more I love you, the ruder I am. I'm honest...sometimes too honest. I'm kind as well with a good heart and if you manage to find your way into it you will always have a place there.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE that has something to say. I know I talk too fucking much and have yet to meet anyone that could shut me up. If you think you're up to the challange...well then let me know. I am drawn to people who do not conform to the 'norms' of society. I like people who stand their ground and who are passionate in their beliefs. I like those who are real...people who are genuine in all that they say and do. who can have a conversation and keep me interested long enough for me to learn their name. The most attractive trait in another person (for me anyways) is someone who can have a conversation with me about ANYTHING and keep me interested. And if you can make me laugh, then you will DEFINITELY have my attention. I love to laugh and have yet to meet that one guy who can keep me smiling on a regular basis. I love to talk about anything and I love to learn about anything. Yes I do watch the Discovery channel. So fucking what?!? :-) I tend to be very weary of new people as I expect everyone to be just as fucked up as I am (if not more so.) You can be conceited, opinionated, sarcastic, two-faced, or even a backstabbing bitch. AS long as its REALLY YOU. Show your TRUE self and you'll have my attention. And I must say I have not dated in quite a long time. Yes, by choice. Amazingly, I still have hope that one of these days the right guy will come along and sweep me off my feet. The key word there is 'hope' but if there is one thing I have learned, it's that ANYTHING is possible. I'm only hoping it will happen before gravity has taken hold on my body and before I have fried all of my brain cells. In all honesty though, I would love to meet a guy that thinks I am the shit. That will tell me and show me day in and day out how great and beautiful he thinks i am...and one that I will want to do the same for in return. Wishful thinking isn't it?

My Blog

today, ugh

well i had a super long ass day. i had to take an ativan just to calm down so now i'm chilling nicely. i watched my nightly installment of law and order which i have to say is the shit. i love it. i'm...
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