shit that needs to die |
The list of shit that needs to dieCarlos MenciaRachel RayThe song "Crank Dat"That wart on my fingerEli (because he's a terrorist who hates freedom and isn't really that Metal)Larry the Cable Guy...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST |
This conversation actually happened |
After working a long night and not getting home until about 6:30 in the morning yesterday I decided that before I shower and proceed into a long a well deserved coma my sister came down stairs to star...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST |
time killer, maybe I should just start playing video games or shooting crystal meth |
1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?show me someone who smiles when they wake up and I'll introduce you to someone who is going to kill themselves that day2. When is the last time you me...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST |
1-18-08/cloverfield |
so since I've seen the Transformers movies one of the previews shows a group of people having a party yadda yadda yadda, blackout, earthquake, huge fireball, people running and a woman running screami...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST |
I'll try and be honest on this one |
40 Secrets About Yourself.Be honest no matter what.[One] Have you ever been asked out?yes, I wonder who even thinks of these questions [Two] Where was your default picture taken?in Matt and Chris's co...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST |
again with the fucked up dreams!! |
Last night I had a dream that I had sex with Elaine from Seinfeld, in the dream though she wanted to have sex in some room in the imaginary house I was living in that was full of beds, oddly enough th...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST |
just like a goddamn bat |
for some reason even if I get a decent sleep I just can't get moving during the daytime anymore until around 5 in the evening. I don't know why it just happens, thats why I'm going to make an alram c...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST |
I really should shower |
1. WHATS YOUR BROTHERS NAME (names)?Margot, my brother who has no penis2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 MINUTES AGO?hitting on old people3. IF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?is shiny a color? 4. MTV, BE...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST |
The Buckcherry Incident |
For any of you who know well, i.e. you have met me in person. Then you know that sometimes I have a tendency to drink a wee bit too much and speak my mind or do something else that may or may not be ...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:13:00 PST |
band of 2007? |
So my sister is convinced that the greatest new band out right now it Klaxons. To this I say "what the fuck ever." I mean sure its catchy and they write great songs, but hello I think this...
Posted by Michael Wartooth (not a bumblebee) on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST |
