Johnny Depp... He's so dreamy
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Micheal Luther King Jr. (But my real niggas call me Martin)
Birthday: January 15, 1929
Birthplace: A-Town Georgia
Current Location: Heaven? I think its pretty hot here though
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends which side my hoe is on.
Your Heritage: African
The Shoes You Wore Today: The New G-Units
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: A certain balcony in Memphis
Your Perfect Pizza: Black Olives. I have to represent.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Johnny Depp's autograph
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit Fuck James Earl Ray.
Your Best Physical Feature: Im Black. Think about it ladies.
Your Bedtime: 8:00
Your Most Missed Memory: The "I have a dream speech"... man I was in the zone that day.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke or Crack either is fine
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates as long as Im the only guy.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: Of course who do you think I am Malcolm X
Have you Been in Love: Snoop said it the best. "We don't love them hoes"
Do you want to go to College: Shit bitch Im a doctor.
Do you want to get Married: Black American oppression is enough weighing me down.
Do you belive in yourself: Ya bitch.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Ya. funny story I once threw up on Air Force One. lol. Good times.
Do you think you are Attractive: Im a fucking black beauty bitch
Are you a Health Freak: Well I like watermelon.
Do you get along with your Parents: Ya they is tight niggas
Do you like Thunderstorms: No they scare me.
Do you play an Instrument: harp its the only thing God allows us to play
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only Hennessy
In the past month have you Smoked: Only Chronic
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Maybe :x... Just don't piss test me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does calling a sex hotline count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to protest.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Only the outside never the white.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes a pretty big one.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No bitches don't dump MLK
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Maybe:x Only me and Nixon know... (Wow that was a magical summer)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Im black... Think about it. Im typing on a stolen computer now.
Ever been Drunk: Oh ya.
Ever been called a Tease: If bitches call me a tease then they will find out I have a strong backhand
Ever been Beaten up: Only emotionally... (Johnny Depp won't return my calls)
Ever Shoplifted: Once again need I point out my skin color
How do you want to Die: Well I don't really have any option.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pimp
What country would you most like to Visit: Ambsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'3
Weight: I like my bitches thin.
Best Clothing Style: Rocca Wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: About as many toes as I have... So 11
Number of CDs I own: 1 that I bought.
Number of Piercings: None except the one mine ladies know about
Number of Tattoos: I have a Jewish Star on my chest. I was a confused youth
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Getting my ass capped
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