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Nasiiiiiim

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... I'm nasim, 100% persian rug. That's right, damn proud of it!
Awkward moments define me. I'd sleep all day if I could. I lack the capability to keep my mouth closed.
I come with a lifetime friendship guarantee, which basically means if i'm your friend i won't lie to you and promise to be there on those lonely cold nights when you just need one goddamn big cuddly hug!
I'm gonna be a pharmacist! Or a pediatrician! Or an archeologist!
I'm going to adopt like a gazillion kids...sorta.. I havent made up my mind yet, i'm trying to beat angelina jolie....
Ohhhh I wanna join the peace corps! And travel the world! and do crazy things!
I'm short! and need to lose some weight and gain weight in some other places *cough*
Hmm... i'm indecisive...crazy...random..outgoing...funny... and polite...sometimes... other times i dont mind burping in your face and expect the same treatment back haha.
I like butts, fat babies, watching people dig into the good ol'snot maker,watching people eat and i have a huge thing for a strawberry/banana smoothie from surf city and wetzel pretzels!.
If you know me, you know that i'm obsessed with country music but i'm also down for all other genre's so don't be hatin!
I dont like guys who cross their legs, people who dont know the difference between "your" and "you're", cracking of any bones (*twitch*),and people with no sense of humor. mmm k that's all, my A.D.D is kicking in so i'm gonna shimmy outta here! -Nasim
P.S. I WANT TO HAVE HOMER SIMPSONS BABIES!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet..... Homer Simpson, and people as sarcastic as House. Oh yeah and if you're a liar/cheater/drama queen or have some sort of a crazy fucked up mental disorder that causes you to fuck other people over, I am NOT interested in meeting you. At all. Not one bit. I've had my share of those kinds of people. Enough to last me a lifetime.

My Blog

Can’t sleep!

A friend said this about me... He was talking about my name and how it's meaning is a perfect way to describe me. My name pretty much means the first breeze in March and since I was born at the beginn...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:39:00 GMT

Gerbil + butt = GOOD TIMES

200. My middle name is:Uhm... well I'm quite boring I don't have a middle name :[199. I was born on:March 7th, 1987198. I am really:confused? what am I supposed to write here.. uhhh... I am really... ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:56:00 GMT

This proves to show...

that I'm still a mother fuckin pervert! and probably will be till my titties sag and my vagina drags on the ground :] Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallow...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:23:00 GMT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I WANT THIS AND THIS...  
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:41:00 GMT

BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIES!!!

1. Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated..2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Fork me!

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Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Potatoe Salad Monologues

A Study About WomenA study in Wisconsin showed that the type of male face a woman findsattractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovulating she is a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:41:00 GMT

The day the music died...

"Consider the fact that Maybe you've been brainwashed too, Many will tell you otherwise. I bet you trust your bank, Just wait untill it tanks, Maybe you've been brainwashed too. Your parents had it pl...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:43:00 GMT

If men ruled the world....

..> ..> If men truly ran the world . . . Breaking up would be a lot easier.  A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Birth control woul...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Unicorns DO exist!

I'm bored so i'm going to post random things...why? cause i can! ... I've come to a hesitant conclusion that I want to work with little brats...i mean satan's spawns... i mean kids! haha.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:49:00 GMT