Spending time with terminally ill children, collecting canned goods and donations for the needy, feeding the homeless, fighting for animal rights, freeing lab animals, helping kids to say no to DRUGS, planting trees, rescueing beached sea animals, returning missing children to their loved ones, singing Christmas carols at the old folks home, spending time with my grandmother, taking care of children at the orphanage, taking in stray animals, walking elderly ladies across the street
I'd like to meet:
Female non-pornstars...but that like to have sex...with me...on film...with a crew watching...sometimes outside...sometimes with her friends...and she gives me one million dollars.....mwahahahahahaha.
.....then you go wash my car
Renon's New Year Resolutions:
1. Brush my teeth at least once a day
2. Stop eating soup with hands
3. Start showering at least once a ...well, just start showering
4. Change underwear daily
5. Use toiletpaper
6. Shave my cha cha
7. Stop fucking, Renon, just stop fucking (sorry ladies)
What Renon is going to give up for Lent:
1. Toothbrush
2. Eating utensils
3. Soap
4. Clean underwear
5. Toilet paper
6. Razor
7. Celibacy
Renon Sweepstakes:
Renon will be handing out a prize to the 1,000,000th person to leave a comment. All you have to do is register in the comment area, and you will have a chance at winning a brand new Lamborghini Murcielago.
It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
Renon's Ugly Award:
Nino
Renon's Conversations at the Mansion:
Conversation 1
Bunny 1: Hi!
Renon : Hi.
Bunny 1: Wanna fuck?
Renon : Okay.
Conversation 2
Bunny 2: Is that your Lamborghini?
Renon : Um....no.
Bunny 2: Oh...so...want to do it in the grotto?
Renon : Don't mind if I do!
Conversation 3
Bridget(smoking cigerette) : Was it good for you?
Renon : I think you broke me. I should have stretched.
Holly : Tell me about it, I'm usually not this sore afterwards.
Kendra : duhahaha
Hef(enters grotto): Can I make you a sandwich Renon?
Renon : Oh...don't trouble yourself Hef, but can I get a beer?
Hef : Anything for you my friend.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Renon's Secret Identity:
Legolas
Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone!
Ladies, please do not push.
All of you will have a chance to do me.
Renon's Ugly Friend Space
Renon has like a gajillion friends.
Nino the Nut Cutter
Caca Face Chris
Rabid Ryan
Treasure Bill
Ejaculating Enrico
What a Maroun!
Unpleasant Ulises
Ravishing Ryan (by Ravishing I mean ugly)
One Pump Chuck
Min the Masterbater
Jerkoff Jeff
Christian the Chonie theif
Erect Elmer
Caca Face Khoi (yes, he's Caca Face too)
Tommy the Tea-Bagee
Phuc (there's no word that captures the ugliness)
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Movies:
Star Wars, Passenger 69, Intercourse With The Vampire, Pocahotass, Good Will Humping, Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory, A Christmas Story
Books:
Hustler, Penthouse, Barely Legal, The Cat in the Hat
Heroes:
Hugh Hefner, Holly, Kendra, Bridget, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, anyone named Jenna, Gandi, The Pope
