Eric

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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. people know me. I'm very important ahhh I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich mahogany. Oh you don't know me lol Ok! Well I am tall, everyone I know is like man look how tall Eric is. Now that we got that out of the way I will tell you the deep stuff that only a real friend SHOULD know but you all are about to get it first hand. I kinda like to cook and I'm petty good, they call me Betty Cocker. I work at the secret world headquarters of Mervin Manufacturing, I run the QC department, have my own building and everything so I'm pretty official(I help create LIB Tech, GNU and Roxy snowboards).. I moved up here from California to carry out my dream of being a Broadway actor, little did I know Broadway isn't even in Washington. You can find me at any of the local pubs, Or maybe at the lake/ocean/mountain (when there's snow) if you are lucky... But anyways I love to meet new people. If you have any questions just ask, don't be afraid of the facial hair :0P.. ..
Joey Diamonds
People Iced: 32
Car Bombs Planted: 8
Favorite Weapon Glock22
Arms Broken: 10
Eyes Gouged: 3
Tongues Cut Off: 9
Biggest Enemy: No One