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Totally uncool dude

I'm under reevaluation and reconstruction.

About Me



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Ok here we go. jeez...I guess I don't really know anything about myself. Other than I like people. Oh yea and I'm pretty cool. Ummmm, oh yea I do drink a little bit. I love enjoying different kinds of beer. I love my life, and I aspire one day to be a rich Engineer. Think it's impossible?? Keep telling me that. I love being alive.And I love these videos.

My Interests

I like the beach, I love dancing with old women, parkour, fast cars, the drums, advanced music, social gatherings, watching capoeira, and getting a little tipsy every now and then........and T-Rexs.....

I'd like to meet:

A T-Rex, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Satan( Just because there's always two sides to every story, he'd probably lie though)

Music:

Norma Jean, Between The Buried And Me, Job for a Cowboy, A Black Rose Burial, Scorched Earth, Every Time I Die, Jimmy Hendrix, Protest the Hero, Moby, Asteria, Nobuo Uematsu, A Dozen Furies, Avenged Sevenfold, The Chariot, The Agony Scene, Killswitch Engage, Showbread, AC/DC, Poison the Well, Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Zao, Unearth, Dimmu Borgir, Living Sacrifice, Remembering Never, The Bled, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Story of the year, Bleeding Through, Wolfmother, The Sword, Nights Like These, Dragonforce!!!, Bullet For My Valentine, Chamillionaire,Crime Mob, Lil' John, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, etc...

Movies:

300,Jizzly Adams and the Jock Strap Jockey, Resident Evil I and II, Road Trip, Euro Trip, Delta Force, any movie with Chuck Norris, all X-Men,300, Raiders of the lost arc,300, the breakup was good..

Television:

sex with sue... and 300

Books:

Battle Royale, The Sum of All Fears, Patriot Games, The Hunt for Red October, Teeth of the Tiger, The Last SEAL.

Heroes:

My Dad, King Leonidas, Crime Mob,and a couple of T-Rex's probably.

My Blog

John Kerry is the dumbest man on the planet.

My English professor informed me of some rather upsetting news this morning. From what I am to understand, Senator John Kerry ( previous democratic presidential candidate) stated that if one did not d...
Posted by Totally uncool dude on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

Life, Love, and the persuit of some damn beer.

OH GODDDDDDDD!!!!!how I fiend for a nice, big, juicy, wet, glass of ice cold beer.i think it's been three weeks....................................................... ..............THREE FUCKIN' WEEKS!...
Posted by Totally uncool dude on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself...

You know... I went to Denny's the other day at like maybe 4 in the morning to recover from a hangover...the waitress just happened to sit me and my cohorts next to a small band of emo kids. Stabby rip...
Posted by Totally uncool dude on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST