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rob

.....imagine trying to put out a fire with teardrops.......

About Me

Whats the point. You've got a nice, static, 2-dimentional caricature of me in you're head thats worked for you up until now. Why ruin it? Go ahead and run with it. I'm exactly like you already think I am.... now run along and go color or something.

My Interests

living.....

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet (and shake the hand of) the inventors/innovators of twist off anything, chuck norris facts, peanut butter style anything (twix-m&m...etc), chuck taylors, freedom, burritos, Star Wars, hammocks, Taoism, drunk dialing, 10 second porn clips, sleeping in, mongolian beef, surf board leashes and Bruce Lee.I would also like to meet (and dropkick) the inventors/innovators of boy bands, the food surplus, minty flavored alcohol, religious fundamentalism, reality TV (except of course "Flava of Love"), inequality of wealth, flavored cough syrup (you can't fuckin fool me), cancer, broken shoe laces, racism, paper cuts, and of course drunk dialing (that's right, I shake his hand then I dropkick him.....he'll understand)In addition, mountains and cheese could go either way.

Music:

ABBA, AC/DC, Alicia Keys, Artic Monkeys, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Billie Holiday, Boys II Men, Cake, Santana/Carlos Santana, The Doors, Etta James, Green Day, Iggy Pop, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Hendrix, John Legend, Joss Stone, Kanye West, The Killers, Kurupt, LED ZEPPLIN, Mana, Metallica, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Norah Jones, Notorious BIG, The Pixies, Queen, Radiohead, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, The Ramones, Rancid, The Rolling Stones, Skankin Pickle, The Strokes, Sublime, Tito Puente, Tupac, Van Morrison, Weezer, The Westside Connection, The White Stripes.....

Movies:

Anything where the bad guy is just as sympathetic a character as the good guy. Real life seldom has a line between good and evil/right and wrong. And of course anything with Tony Leung in it. The good Tony Leung not the crappy one.

Television:

Haven't seen TV in quite a while but I'm willing to bet its full of reality shows and recycled sitcoms. I do however own all the episodes of Scrubs and of course House. I will neither confirm nor deny allegations of my having watched Grey's Anatomy.

Books:

Mountains Upon Mountains, Democracy Matters, The Alchemist, Tao Te Ching, Culture of Fear,A Brief History of Time.

Heroes:

Adrian M. Elizalde, Michael J. Tully, Bradley D. Conner, Nathan L. Winder, Robb L. Rolfing, Jonathan J. Santos, Michael A. Dickinson .......Di Oppresso Liber

My Blog

Boobie McBooberston's cartoon theory of women (please don't hurt me)

While I have learned many lessons (always the hard way) about specific women in my life my understanding of women as a whole is still quite rudimentary. In fact, it could be said (correctly) that I ...
Posted by rob on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

Anti-drunk dial invention/innovation

You know how convicted drunk drivers sometimes have those breathalizer atatchments on their cars that won't let them start the car without blowing into it and testing sober? Well how about one of thos...
Posted by rob on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

OUR PATHS

Anyone, at any given moment is the sum total of the no less than Manichaen BATTLE between everything that his environment, his past, his life has created him to be and everything that he choses to be....
Posted by rob on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:22:00 PST

where the fuck are you?

I am so far from where I was......I am so fuckin far from where you are......or were......Where the fuck are you...........I don't know anymore....I don't know you anymore.....I know who I knew.....bu...
Posted by rob on Sun, 14 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

IM CALLIN BULLSHIT!!!!!

# 1 : THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GIRLFRIEND Seriously, stop bullshittin man she might be wiry but she ain't THAT strong. You ever been out in front of a club or at somebody's house party and all of a sudde...
Posted by rob on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST