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Derek

Castrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Well, I'm grown kitty now and as I failed to become Prime Minister, I have decided to be a Cat Model/Pornstar. I have become so sexy, i just don't know how to control myself sometimes lmao. I have a new friend now, well he's my adopted brother Alfie and lives wiv me, we like to gang up on the neighbourhood cats and I think I have quite a few kids in the area cos Im a bit of a slag. But those days are behind me now, my owners Liam and Emma have taken away my family jewels

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My Interests

scratch, sniff, eat, sleep, shit, run around like a looney, chase bits of string, attack things that arent there, and laze about

I'd like to meet:

Simba, tigger, bagpuss, salem and paris hilton cos she got a famous pussy too.I went to vets and i was scared and i bit the vet hahahaha that will teach her to touch my bum

Music:

anything i can dance to!

Movies:

havent seen any yet, ill keep u posted

Television:

I like the dvd screensaver 'boing boing boing' and superbomber man

Books:

i cant read, im a kitty!!

Heroes:

My owners, Emma and Liam and

My Blog

I think i may be Ghey!!!

im a ghey kitty, i dont know if im a boy or girl or what my sexuality is, i got married against my will!!! help!!!
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:00:00 PST