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Miss Mane

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About Me

I am a vegan and a shut-in. I live on a mountain in Montana with my 30 cats, 3 goats, 7 sheep, 2 horses, 8 chickens, and 4 dogs. My only connection to the outside world is the Internet. I buy everyting online. I taught my cats to get the mail for me when the blue man leaves it outside my door. I cannot go outside because the sun is bad. It wants to burn the inside of my brain.
The only conversations I have are the other voices in my head and naturally my cats. I've already trained my cats to type so I no longer have to do anything. I just tell them what to do and they will do it. I've even trained them to kill. SO just remember that when you message me...
You can find my profile on eHarmony as Beatrix Kiddo with the quote "If you can carry me, you can have me." So send me an email if you're interested to bigmamalovin'@eharmony.com or [email protected]. Peace Out!
"Ainda me lembro quando, eu me lembro, eu me lembro quando eu perdi minha mente Havia algo tão agradável quanto o local. Mesmo suas emoções teve um eco De tanto espaço"

My Interests

Steeler Fan 'til the END!

I'd like to meet:

No one. I'm still trying to forget the ones I know. This includes family.

Music:

Some of my Favorite Music Videos

"Candyman" By Christina Aguilera

"Glamorous Life" By Fergie

"Girlfriend" By Avril Levigne

"Wait A Minute" By Pussycat Dolls

"Rehab" By Amy Winehouse
"You Know I'm No Good" By Amy Winehouse

Movies:


Some of our Short Films

"Survivor" 2006

Survivor

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"A Legacy" 2004

A Legacy (Movie)

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Television:


Xena, Firefly, Hercules, Cleopatra 2525, Star Trek: Next Generation; Arrested Development, Family Guy, South Park, Charmed, Criminal Minds, House, Bones, Monk, Dead Zone, NCIS, CSI, Kathy Griffin:My life on the D List, Project Runway Season 2, Hell's Kitchen (I love Chef Ramsey), The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Psychic Investigators, Ghost Hunters, Pschye, The Closer ...

Books:

Any bio book.

Heroes:

Xena, Super Girl, Wonder Woman, Isis, Nefertiti, Cleopatra...

My Blog

24 hour shopping

10:30 pm. Grandma wants 7-up to calm a 4-year old's stomach. Where to go? 7-11? Safeway? Safeway is closer and... safer? After pulling into the Safeway parking lot, I look for something as close to t...
Posted by Miss Mane on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:19:00 PST

Just testing

I applied for a large Utilities company. One of the pre-employment things I had to do was Testing. Actually 3 different Tests. If you past the 1st one, you get to do the 2nd one and then if you pass, ...
Posted by Miss Mane on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST

Harry.

It was the spring of 1997 when I met Harry. I had just started a new job for a large hospitality company and he was in the center. Harry prided himself on being a player. He was a genuine P.I.M.P. He&...
Posted by Miss Mane on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:44:00 PST

Pretty.

You know when you feel like crap because you’ve been sick forever. Well, I felt like that today. I was high on cheap generic drugs. You know the kind of drugs you hope doesn’t ma...
Posted by Miss Mane on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST

Lunch time

Begin Whining. Today, I was craving a hot dog for lunch. Get that mind out of the gutter! In front of the downtown 24 hour fitness, there's a hot dog stand. It's been there since I was at Hawaiia...
Posted by Miss Mane on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

I don’t want to sound...

So the other day I was watching the news. It was the world news and it was talking about Barak Obama & Hilary Clinton. Something about Hilary Clinton's double digit lead over Barak Obama. The...
Posted by Miss Mane on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:06:00 PST

The Bertha Chronicles: THE V monologue

The other day, when I was an employed citizen of this nation, I was watching part of the Tyra Banks show. I'm not a Tyra Banks show fan. The only talk show host I like to watch is Oprah. But when you'...
Posted by Miss Mane on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

Its the Corner. Its not ME.

I am currently in rehearsals for a play at Kumu Kahua. It opens Nov 1st and runs 'til Dec 2nd. Kumu Kahua is on the corner of Bethel and Merchant. After rehearsals the other night, I was waiting ...
Posted by Miss Mane on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Last Night

...I got there early. Anticipating his hands on my body. He finally shows up. My heart skipped a beat because I knew what was coming next. He led the way... Through a tight and dimly li...
Posted by Miss Mane on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

Eternity

The other day as the bus was going up Red Hill, up by Kaiser Moanalua and that big Church (Assembly of God, maybe?) by the stop sign, the church had a banner that said, "Eternity Free Tickets to All"....
Posted by Miss Mane on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST