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Alice

STOP STEALING MY JOKES YOU JOKESTEALING LOSERS!

About Me

Happily residing in Amishville, and slowly accepting my fate of becoming seized viciously into the hands of Jehovah Witness converts. As well as frequenting the Tomato Barn.GOOD LORD! WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE CHENGHEAD!?Http://journals.aol.com/alicec33/DUDEWHERESMYBOOB AIM alicec33P.S. Look, bitches. I have more friends than you do. I win.

My Interests

Music, school, shopping, traveling, volunteering, phone, theater, church, sausages. Large sausages.

I'd like to meet:

God.

Music:

John Mayer, Sum41, Switchfoot, Maroon5, City on a Hill, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 105.1 The Buzz, Adult Alternative, Nelly, Eminem, Sting, Snow Patrol, Howie Day, Jump5, Frank Sinatra, Oasis, Jet, Live, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Britney Spears, Veggietales Sing-a-long songs, The Fray, Mr. Lewis?

Movies:

Legally Blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Television:

Friends, Malcolm in the Middle, Oprah.

Books:

Charlotte's Web, The Giving Tree, The Devil Wears Prada, anything by Dave Barry. Humor, Harry Potter, Bible, Shakespeare, Phone books.

Heroes:

Jesus, Mom, Mrs. Gibson(my 2nd grade teacher:D), Dave Barry.

My Blog

DUDE! WHERE'S MY BOOB!

http://journals.aol.com/alicec33/DUDEWHERESMYBOOB
Posted by Alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST