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Jepee....

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About Me

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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeph
Birthday: 4-22
Birthplace: Santa Barbara
Current Location: 805 Biatch...
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10" on a good day
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: DegoNese aka just a fancy mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ecko's
Your Weakness: Me? Shit, I'm bulletproof. Many have tried.
Your Fears: Fat bitches in spandex
Your Perfect Pizza: Still warm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Low 11 sec. 1/4 mile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, again...
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm...dunno
Your Bedtime: about 1:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Wal-Mart at 3 am with my best friends
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds. That King scares the shit out of me
Single or Group Dates: Group. Oh, sorry, I thought it said sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hows it go? Once you go black you never....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee x-strong, lots of cream.
Do you Smoke: Yes. Beofre, during, and after sex
Do you Swear: Fuck no. That's a bullshit question
Do you Sing: Yeah, I'm a little pitchy, but I work it out.
Do you Shower Daily: once a week whether I need it or not
Have you Been in Love: Do I count?
Do you want to go to College: Too Late, next.
Do you want to get Married: Too Late, next
Do you belive in yourself: nope, I'm the biggest liar I know
Do you get Motion Sickness: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
Do you think you are Attractive: Most humbly I am self confident...
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, in between meals
Do you get along with your Parents: enough
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, just not in a car for some reason
Do you play an Instrument: are pencils an instrument? Well they should be
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just nyquil. Got any Pills? LOL
In the past month have you Smoked: didn't you already ask me this?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Again, got any Pills?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah with my wife, don't tell my girlfriend
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Pacific View Biatches
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Try 3 boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think that's kinda personal, but yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: surprisingly no..
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah by my girlfirend, don't tell my wife
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, I go fatty dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: enough lighters to fill a bucket.
Ever been Drunk: Ever breathed air?
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, I put out
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, but that guys dead now, so it's cool
Ever Shoplifted: define "shoplifitng"
How do you want to Die: Kicking and screaming the whole way.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Michael Jordan, but I'll settle for Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm good right here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: Slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: due ot the drugs I can't remember. Got any Pills?
Number of CDs I own: A jillion and a half
Number of Piercings: 6 or 10 or something
Number of Tattoos: whatever
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

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