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JOHNTSU

Would you let me go to hell the way I want?

About Me

I am me. And by 'me,' I don't mean just me. I mean all of us who are ourselves and are proud to say so. I'm me, and to me, you're you. But you, like me, call yourself 'me' when referring to you. I am Johntsu, your new hero.

My Interests

Saving the world from Al Gore, Tipper Gore, Gore Vidal, Ariel Gore, Lesley Gore, The Gores Group, Martin L. Gore, Gore Verbinski, The Gore District Council, Debra Messing, and that Kiefer spawning bastard Donald Sutherland.

I'd like to meet:

I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague... Whatever.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band sucks. If that upsets you, your the problem in our country. Because someone has a difference of opinion than you, you feel personally attacked instead of focusing on the bigger issue...why do you listen to shitty music?

Movies:

"If you understand why 'Kill Bill' is a good movie and 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is not, and 'Bad Santa' is a good movie and 'The Cat in the Hat' is not, then you have freed yourself from the belief that a movie's quality is determined by its subject matter. You instinctively understand that a movie is not about what it is about, but about how it is about it."
--Roger Ebert

Television:


DEXTER
Deadwood
The Shield
Desperate Housewives
Arrested Development
LOST
House
Brotherhood
Prison Break
Entourage
Weeds
The Office
Family Guy
American Dad
The Simpsons
BULLSHIT!
Frasier
Seinfeld
3rd Rock From the Sun
Newsradio
Titus
Degrassi TNG
Scrubs
Strangers With Candy
Da Ali G Show
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report

Books:

I don't read books due to all the words.

Heroes:

People who are unapologetically themselves.

My Blog

Kyle & Johns Fantasy Liquor List

Crown Royal XR is blended from the last remaining whiskies from Crown Royal's longtime Waterloo Distillery. The distillery burned after mothballing; there will be no more Waterloo made Crown Royal. Th...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

Things That Annoy Me

Grizzly Bears Barbara Streisand  The British Empire The Brady Bunch Black Hole at Center of Galaxy The Toronto Raptors "Business Casual" Israeli Newspapers Faberge Eggs Lutherans  New York I...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

The Work Poop Survival Guide

Work Poop Survival Guide   We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:45:00 PST

Humor....Explained

One of the hardest characteristics to define is "sense of humor." Humor is a quality that imbues certain speech and actions; when a person is exposed to these humorous elements, the body spasms involu...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST

The 50 Dumbest Things Bush Ever Said...in His First Term

First, got to give credit where its due...http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquot es.htm 50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." at the ...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

As I See It

Non conformity. Right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty something kid with long/spikey/dyed hair and a tattoo of asian letter on his/her wrist, or tribal on the arm. You are one wick...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

Sports

To fully appreciate life, you must learn to enjoy sports - tests of strength and endurance that usually seem to involve getting balls and putting them somewhere. Become well versed on the subject. Mos...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

Wisdom

People, on the whole, are not a particulary intelligent species. (I'm surprised we even made it out of the cave.) Be that as it may, on rare occasion, we've come up with a catchy phrase or two that im...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

Protecting Your Online Identity

Like many people who go on to the online, I was apalled by the story about AOL leaking supposedly anonymous user data to the "internets". Including names, addresses, social security numbers, anything ...
Posted by JOHNTSU on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:05:00 PST

Sho vs. The World (The Art of Arguing)

Sho, before you leave and shuffle past the land of the broken beer bottle, I have written some tips for you in your fight against the world. The art of argument as I recently decided I once called it....
Posted by JOHNTSU on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST