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Parj

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Parker AKA Parks, Parj, Parker, Camilla
Birthday: 9th September
Birthplace: Builth Wells Ghetto Hospital
Current Location: Garth Road - Billy Wells
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Bout 5'10'' I would say
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right of course
Your Heritage: Welsh Boooouy
The Shoes You Wore Today: My new DCs, sweet
Your Weakness: Money
Your Fears: Spiders, and if my parachute didn't open
Your Perfect Pizza: Dunno, Ox flavour?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Spread the love
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: F and C
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bloody hell I've got a stiffy
Your Best Physical Feature: My guns more than likely
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't say
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, they both rot your teeth
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, robbing scum
Single or Group Dates: Single, so I can do naughty things
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Well, my favourite flavour is Vanilla, but sometimes I'll be in the mood for chocolate. You get me hahaha. I'm joking, I'm not really bisexual :l
Cappuccino or Coffee: They're the same
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Yup
Do you Sing: Hahaha as if
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, yes I do
Have you Been in Love: Yes once
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Dunno, she'd have to be pretty forgiving
Do you belive in yourself: Yup, I am god
Do you get Motion Sickness: Ye in cars, thats why I should always be allowed to ride shotgun
Do you think you are Attractive: Can't answer that... but seriously yes
Are you a Health Freak: No chance
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ye they're coolio
Do you play an Instrument: The vaginaphone, and the titty horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Wouldn't really call it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ITS' A FUCKING SHOPPING CENTRE!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Na you can't get them much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Na its cack
In the past month have you been on Stage: In bengos, yippee kayyayy mutha fucka
In the past month have you been Dumped: As if
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Na, the Wye is extremely polluted
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The affections of millions
Ever been Drunk: :l
Ever been called a Tease: Ye, I shot her
Ever been Beaten up: No waaaay mon
Ever Shoplifted: A coupla times, nothing like Tom Lawrence, he's in my friends, find him, He always steals from TK Maxx
How do you want to Die: Doing it I suppose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bob Marley
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica, my spiritual home
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good
Height: Midget
Weight: Obese
Best Clothing Style: Hobo
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't remember hahahahaha
Number of CDs I own: Bout 100
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a great big dirty flange... oh and Kelly Brook, no wait... I have met her! Whoz the daddy?!
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
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This many times: 229

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My Blog

Fight Night

Hello everybody, sorry its taken me so long to post another blog on the ins and outs of Builth Wells' social scene. It's just there really hasn't been an awful lot to write about UNTIL NOW! Carni...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:53:00 GMT

Night Report

Hello sportsfans! P 2 tha mutha fuckin Parker hollarin atcha. Just got up, feelin pretty awful. Thats down to the fact that me and the boys went a bit nuts last night in the disco dancing arena. Neway...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 13:16:00 GMT