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About Me

I'm a dead beat father to two kids. I have a wife that I don't see, even though its impossible not to see her because she's as big as a whale. I like fat girls, I'm talking they don't fit into the car fat. This is because I'm a loser who works at Pizza Hut and I can not afford a car. Hit me up ladies, even though I have a girlfriend I'm always looking to cheat on her even if she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.

My Interests

Butt sex. I like guys too.

I'd like to meet:

A fat girl, I'm talking huge. And she has to have a job because she has to pay for everything

Music:

Polka, Jazz and Butt sex music BTW I like to play the skin flute

Movies:

GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!my fav movie is broke back mountain

Television:

Oprah,she's fucking hot, Roseanne, she's fucking hotter, and Drew Carey because no one looks better than Mi Mi and Drew Damn I want a 3 some

Books:

I don't really know how to read I just pretend to

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Steve Urkel, Ellen, and Rupaul, Dennis Rodman, especially when he wears a dress, because I like to cross-dress