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Jimi

About Me

A series of bad choices and mishaps stuffed into a walking grin...

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My Blog

The ATP Awards

The weekend before last, thousands of hipsters with discerning lugholes descended on a Butlin's in Minehead. They were there for the communal muso beard tickle that is All Tomorrow's Parties. I was th...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:50:00 GMT

iPuddle

My music is broke.I awoke the other morn to an eerie glow coming from my iPod's face. It was plugged into the snow white iPod Hi Fi thingy and looking all ghostly so I went over to invetigate...The wh...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:37:00 GMT

Mr Wolf

"Excuse me, you have got the time?"There it was. I was shuffling to Big Sainsbury's post work and this quaint query came out of nowhere. Nobody asks that any more, absotively no one...The question cam...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:34:00 GMT

Le Grande Paris Post

Salut!My christ Paris was good. My head is so stuffed with brill memories, they're seeping out of my lugholes. It was awesome and awe-inspiring from start to finish. But thanks to some supreme fuckwit...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:53:00 GMT

The Bog-like Blog and the Fuzz Fluff

Alwight,This here blog has been pretty stagnant of late. That's largely because I've had nowt to whinge/write about...But I've just seen Hot Fuzz at the Picturehouse and it's like mine eyeballs have b...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:55:00 GMT

New Year's Revolution

Wotcha, I'm always amazed at how many people are down on New Year's Eve. When you're trying to put together plans for a more expensive version of what you always do you're met with a flurry of naysaye...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:15:00 GMT

Four Wall Reviews

Salutations, Got a couple of days off of work so decided to come back to London and go a bit Kevin McCallister... Been wearing a duvet like a cape, Sky+-ing my face in and eating till I'm sick al...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:17:00 GMT

Two Fingers to Rubbishness (Plus Two More)

Previously on Whinge-Box.... Skint. Bored. Painfully sober... Being poked by the sharp end of the month in all its lint covered, tuna eating, impoverished glory is no fun at all. But the other ni...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:10:00 GMT

Everybody Poops

Cod-witticisms About the Act of Pooing is probably my least favourite comedy genre. People blathering on about 'dropping kids off at pools' and having 'babies' and such, just weirds me out. Anyway, he...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:18:00 GMT

On Weirds

I've noticed some strange looking characters of late. There's the usual West Country Eccentrics (the fella with the eye patch, the guy that's half walrus...) But the other night there were some right ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:32:00 GMT