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MagicPaul

i don't even LIKE green

About Me

A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

yep...

My Interests

love rock climbing. I could climb forever!! i also like a bit of kayaking, give me a boat and a few rapids or some surf and i'll be amused for hours!! On TV, i love watching Rugby, especially the boys in green (Ireland, IRELAND, together standing tall!!!) but i'm also quite partial to the 'boks. If i've got nothing better to do, snooker and darts are quite entertaining (OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEHUNDREDA NDEEEEEIGHTY!!!!!) Wee bit of footy or cricket never hurt anyone either!!Playing Guitar and singin. reading, man i'm a bit of a reading freak like! Chatting with mates about stupid stuff like whether a round of bread is one slice or two (it's one). Trying to make a difference in the world, especially poverty, with what little I can do (sounds idealistic, but it's an issue very close to me).

I'd like to meet:

Hitler, seriously, it would be interesting to see how crazy he really was (or wasn't)... but i'd probably come away from the experience a bit bored cos I don't speak german.also... this kid

Music:

I'm something of a U2 freak! I love sorta chilled out jazzy stuff like K T Tunstall, Norah Jones, Jack Johnson and stuff. Eric Clapton(amazin live). I'm WELL into my 60's soul. The world would be a sorrower place without Motown!!I'm fairly eclectic in my music choices, i love a bit of everything. I can even find it in my heart to like the occasional bit of dance music and even SOME (shock horror) RnB!!!

Movies:

Sister Act 1 & 2, The Green Mile, Sleepers, se7en, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Shawshank... ummm the lion king, Wayne's World ("EXCELLENT!!"), Airplane!,Gladiator, and many mare... but my fav, and the all time funniest movie EVER..... width="425" height="350" ..
it's gotta be zoolander!!

Books:

Bible, The Catcher In The Rye, Blue Like Jazz, Catch 22, Sonic in the 4th Dimension, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Wuthering Heights, The Beach, The Lord Of The Rings (I'm not geeky about it though!!), The Number 1 Ladies Detective Agency, The Alchemist, Shadowmancer, Birdsong, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, A Simple Plan... i could go on, but i'm getting bored!!!

Heroes:

The Big JC, The guy who invented rulers (seriously though, where would your life be without rulers? you wouldn't be able to draw a straight line, nobody would be able to measure stuff, nobody would get further than P5 maths), Bono, Derek Zoolander, Arthur Guinness... and many many more.

My Blog

Dancing...

Yeah, so I have a new idea for a programme to run on Saturday nights, now that Strictly Dance Fever is finished, and that ice thing is almost over. It's called Strictly Ice Come Dance Dance Revolution...
Posted by MagicPaul on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST