Johnny Fucking C

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny fucking C, yeah? YEAH!
Birthday: 3rd of the 8th 198THREE
Birthplace: I beleive it to be, the shitty of altona
Current Location: hoppers bloody damn crossing
Eye Color: hazeling
Hair Color: brownster
Height: 178, at least!
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: i do beleive slovak
The Shoes You Wore Today: none as yet, wore my dads thongs for 27 seconds tho
Your Weakness: MONDAY MORNINGS
Your Fears: MONDAY MORNINGS
Your Perfect Pizza: MONDAY MORNINGS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to run for prime minister and succeed and eliminate monday mornings
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: siapa nama anda! slash question mark
Thoughts First Waking Up: get to work early or have a wank instead?
Your Best Physical Feature: obviously my funnybone
Your Bedtime: no bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: no memory left
Pepsi or Coke: fuck pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: sexyland!!
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: smirnoff blacks
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry, but im not gay
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee with 4 sugars please
Do you Smoke: i quit at least once a week
Do you Swear: no, fuck.
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: what countrys this
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: not if its life threatening
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: bloody stud muffin!
Are you a Health Freak: booze and ciggeretes made me the man i am today
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: certainly do
Do you play an Instrument: not one thats musical
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what do you think
In the past month have you Smoked: but of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cant say no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: can say no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: pall mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: definatley not.
In the past month have you been on Stage: i clocked alex kid in shinobi land once
In the past month have you been Dumped: never clocked alex kid in miracle land though, wont feel complete until i do.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: won a playstation 3!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: herb and spices kettle chips
Ever been Drunk: im drunk right now
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: of course
How do you want to Die: high and dry
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a little mermaid
What country would you most like to Visit: turkmenistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: siempre in ritardo
Favourite Hair Color: siapa nama anda
Short or Long Hair: im bilingual
Height: exactly 173cm
Weight: slim to average
Best Clothing Style: mini skirt!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: didnt know i had to keep count
Number of CDs I own: enough
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 47
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