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LEBANISA.

xx_isabella

About Me

B O N E R
1. AN ERECT PENIS
2. WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS WHEN YOU ARE
MAKING OUT WITH HIM OR JUST HOLDING HIS HAND
3. HOW BIG YOU WISH YOUR PENIS WAS ALL THE TIME
4. ME.

http://web.mac.com/isabellerohr

My Interests

"YOU CAN JUST DERELICT MY BALLS, CAPITAHHN."

peeves:
dirt under the fingernails, exclamation points, bad punctuation, "lol," rude people, ugly people, cocky people, unfunny people, PCs, commercials, leaving AIM conversations without saying goodbye first, Republicans, bad sex, dry skin, Americans, you.also, english-speaking people who use expressions like "ménage-à-trois" and "soup du jour" in order to sound très chic. well guess what, you sound like a très asshole.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

in no particular order, and not limited to:
shout out louds.
little brother.
rodrigo y gabriela.
joy division.
new order.
mary j. blige.
wire.
glen hansard & marketa irglova.
lots of "the" bands.
british sea power.
mixel pixel.
9voltpenpal.
yann tiersen.
the clientele.
flosstradamus.
someone still loves you boris yeltsin.
diana ross.

Movies:

The Neistat Brothers.
Wes Anderson.
David Cronenberg.
Noah Baumbach.
Daniel Brühl.
Pier Paolo Pasolini.
Pedro Almodovar.
Miranda July.
german new wave cinema.
brit coms.

Television:

fresh prince.
project runway.
bbc america.
daily show.
world sports.
conan.
cosby.
hbo.

Books:

Bukowski.
Harry Potter.
David Rakoff.
Alain de Botton.
Chelsea Handler.
Gary Shteyngart.
de Saint-Exupery.

Heroes:

my girls:
Miss Nicole Violet.
D.L. Adamo.
Trinny Woodall & Susannah Constantine.
Mother Theresa.
Courtney Love.
Ellen Sirleaf-Johnson.

and my boys:
Marcel Duchamp.
Egon Schiele.
Christopher Walken.
Rob Corradetti.
Johnny Appleseed.
the Allstate man.
Jonty Hearnden from Cash in the Attic.

My Blog

in agreement.


Posted by LEBANISA. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

a bit duchamp-esque, no?

it's amazing how things can look from different angles:...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:40:00 PST

ACH GUT.

in a recent email sent to a friend:"What's your band/what do you play? I feel like a total loner for not chapping you about it before now. And if you've told me this blessed information before now, pl...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

yes i have dark hair. yes my eyes are blue.

and no i'm not Sicilian, so stop asking.drunken thirty-something Sicilian women at Grumpy's included.
Posted by LEBANISA. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

DIBS.

"How many kids do you want!" "Boys or girls?" "Ooh ooh! What will their names be??"That is officially the most annoying thing ever. It's like when people ask me that- especially giddy sorority sisters...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

IZZ-AY'S GUIDE TO GETTING LUCKY WITH STYLE:

What your mother never told you about how to prepare for a night- and following morning- of potential luck.VOLUME ONE: The Ins and Outs of Packing.The trick to packing a successful artillery when leav...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

the country gives me panic attacks.

It's true. I'm such a city girl, that when I leave from within a city's limits I get paranoid, anxious, even physically ill. You can't make this stuff up. Basically what I'm saying is, when I stray ...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

let's talk mass entertainment.

TELEVISION:I only watch tv worth watching. I catch up with world events. Jesus, watch the news, people. And not Kare 11 or ABC 33/40. Recommendations: CNN, BBC World, Télématin, Deutsche Welle News, T...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

do something.

I cry for all the suffering in the world.I cry for people who have experienced discrimination.I cry for people who have experienced rascism.I cry for people who's voices aren't heard.I cry for those w...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

living alone, part deux.

You can do whatever you wantYou can say whatever you wantYou can be naked if you wantYou can watch whatever you want and listen to whatever you wantYou can leave a mess if you want or clean if you wan...
Posted by LEBANISA. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST