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HotBam

Crushed like biscuit crumbs

About Me

Happy drunk, incompetent (but inspired) DJ, style maven, memory of a goldfish. Happy drunk, incompetent (but inspired) DJ, style maven, memory of a goldfish. Happy drunk, incompetent (but inspired) DJ, style maven, memory of a goldfish.///////////MEET ME! TOUCH ME! BUY ME DRINKS! ADD hotbamwhiskyfizzle FROM MY TOP 8 AND SIGN UP TO www.hotbamwhiskyfizzle.com AND PREPARE FOR YOUR LIFE TO BECOME A WHOLE LOT BETTER......./////////

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My Interests

Reading, writing, arithmetic.

I'd like to meet:

my maker.

Music:

Johnny Cash, be your own PET, Klaxons, Hot Chip, Elmore James, Joe Jackson, Shitdisco, Vanessa Paradis, New York Dolls, Eagles of Death Metal, Royal Trux, BORN RUFFIANS! Jeff Buckley, PJ Harvey, Devo, Rolling Stones, Two Gallants, CSS, Gang of Four ,Grey Revell, Bruce Springsteen, Dinosaur Jr, Biffy Clyro, Nina Simone, Led Zepellin, Interpol, Young Knives, Clor, Emiliana Torrini, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Editors, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Fischerspooner, The Black Keys, Tom McRae, Bright Eyes, Sons and Daughters, Bob Dylan, Billie Holiday, The Rogers Sisters, Madonna, David Bowie, Razorlight, Guns n Roses, Maximo Park, Sonic Youth, The Only Ones, N.E.R.D., Leonard Cohen, Iggy Pop, Be Your Own Pet, Kings Of Leon, Shea Seger, The Cooper Temple Clause, Arcade Fire, Beck, And you will know us by the trail of dead, The Ettes, Blondie, Count Basie, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, The Cure, Bloc Party, The Modern Lovers, Dolly Parton, Kate Bush, Joy Division, Its Jo and Danny, Kenickie, Mad Action, The Replacements, Fleetwood Mac, The Beach Boys, My Morning Jacket, Magic Numbers, Patti Smith, Peaches, Pixies, Primal Scream, XTC, Devo, J Geils Band, Prince, The Ramones, The Rapture, Spiritualized, Queens of the Stone Age, Jose Gonzalez, Tom Waits, Dolly Parton,Yo La Tengo, Nirvana, Generation X, Ride, The Stone Roses, New Young Pony Club, Gossip, and on and on it goes............

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Annie Hall, Mary Poppins, When Harry Met Sally, Roman Holiday, Godfather 2, Manhattan, Some Like It Hot, Anchorman, Pecker, On The Waterfront, Adaptation, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Splendor, My Fair Lady, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Raging Bull, Breakfast at Tiffanys, ET, Back To The Future, True Romance, and a whole load of others that I cannot recall now and will no doubt add later.

Television:

I'm trying to give it up.

Books:

Catch 22, Post Office, Tender Is The Night,The Hotel New Hampshire,The Secret History, The Old Man and the Sea, Sarah, Ham on Rye, Amsterdam, Disgrace, Wait Until Spring, Bandini.

Heroes:

Never put anyone on a pedestal. Sooner or later they'll fall off and then where would you be?..

My Blog

Things I've learned over the last few weeks

Klaxons are shitting marvellous. I mean, I didn't really learn it recently. I knew it anyway. (Balls to you naysayers. I fucking challenge you to see them live and not love it) But it was confirmed fo...
Posted by HotBam on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Things I learned THIS week

Apparently just when you think your life can't get any more complicated, it will. Oh, yes, it really will. Akira the Don is a fearful twat and he should never, ever be booked for a gig again. He also...
Posted by HotBam on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

Things I learned this week

The Noisettes are amazing. Utterly amazing. See them now before they go supernova. Foals are the spastic Rapture. This, to clarify, is a very good thing. Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly gigs are full of pill...
Posted by HotBam on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

No, really

I have been emailed this week by both a Nicholas Teste and a David Wee.  
Posted by HotBam on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

Dirty Boots - a dirty ditty

Some time has passed And we haven't been arsedTo give you a blogBut we rose from the fogTo tell you our newsOf music and boozeAnd boots that are dirtyWhich make us feel flirtySo get thee to ClockworkF...
Posted by HotBam on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

DIRTY BOOTS

Darlings, lieblings, petits choufleurs,This Thursday myself and the lovely Whiskyfizzle will be bitchslapping the crowd at Dirty Boots, a marvellous new night at Clockwork, sponsored by Jagermeister (...
Posted by HotBam on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

PROUD DISASTER - PLEASE READ IF YOU CAME

If any of you came down to Proud last night on the free list and discovered you were expected to pay £5, THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED! We're pretty furious as we told you all it was free and now we l...
Posted by HotBam on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:14:00 PST

Proud as punch - free on Saturday!!

Hello dears,(Apologies in advance that this is less erudite than my usual missives, I am full of snot.....)Somewhat unfeasibly, and at rather short notice, your favourite girl DJs have acquired themse...
Posted by HotBam on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

NEXT SATURDAY, ONCE WE'VE LOST THE FOOTBALL

Hello all. Long time no self indulgent blog. Once England have put in an inevitably lame performance (yes, you may all chuck stuff at me on the stage. Just be happy in the knowledge that your whim is ...
Posted by HotBam on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST

"OOH BABY YOU WANT ME?....

................Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lapdance here for free." How very magnanimous.
Posted by HotBam on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:09:00 PST