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The Bone

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About Me



I MADE A BABY!

My Interests


Writing, humor, possibly sketch comedy, or a novel. None of these will ever happen, much to my chagrin. You know that family guy episode? "Still working on that novel?"
Thats my pipe dream. The blog section of myspace will simply have to suffice for now.
Piano, vocal, music theatre. Love it all.
And I luuuhhhhve my Xbox 360: Luh VE it.

I'd like to meet:


Optimus Prime
Steven Spielberg
Kevin Smith
Jason Mewes
Clint Eastwood
Batman
Seth McFarlane

Music:

I love almost everything. Almost, not quite, everything.
Me bitching about it won't do either of us any good though.

Movies:

Um, Hi. Sweeney Todd is my new favorite musical movie adaptation. When the DVD comes out, it had goddamed better be three hours long. I know the average movie going audience won't tolerate that, but you're looking at the guy who will sit for hours as long as the source material is enthralling.

Television:

TV sucks, with few notable exceptions. I believe that people who enjoy daytime soaps , pro wrestling, daytime talk shows, and just about any type of reality TV should relegated to a different subclass of humanity. I consume mostly drama, and comedy. South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and other similar things fill my comedy selection.
Sitcoms, with few exceptions, generally just piss me off with their canned laughter and stupid goings-on. Most network TV is too neutered.
Most of my drama I get from cable, where it can have some balls, and be interesting.
Everything else besides that gets downloaded.
I refuse to tolerate commercials, I watch virtually nothing in real time, save a few select sports events.

Books:

I read like the nothing, and you better name that princess because I'm going to swallow your whole literary world if you don't.

Heroes:

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My Blog

This made me laugh

Funny link of photos with people being asshats, made me laugh. Also, dirty porn on the sides of the link, so, careful.I WARNED YOU!funny photos (orsm.net)Also, it's so hot and humid in springfield, if...
Posted by The Bone on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:41:00 PST

Becks Beer Writers Job Application

So, Becks beer has some contest they are doing that is for a posistion as writer. On a lark, I sat down and banged out the below entry. Requirements were for you to give an entry that distinguishes yo...
Posted by The Bone on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST

OH SHIT LOOK OUT!

HOLY FUCK! DUCK!By Kahnvex...
Posted by The Bone on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:59:00 PST

Stepbrothers, R Rated Trailer

I love R rated movies from the Will Ferrell camp.LUUUUUUUUUHHHHVUH them. ...
Posted by The Bone on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

I’m sorry

I know I said I'd never cheat on you, and that cheating was wrong, and I'm sorry.But I did. I cheatedI did it. I'm weak, and, I don't know what else to say. You'll always be the one for me, in my hear...
Posted by The Bone on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew has Three New flavors. They look kind of like discarded easter egg dye rejects, or maybe, very pleasant toxic waste. Being that I haven't drank a Mountain Dew since roughly two years ago,...
Posted by The Bone on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

SPOILER - DO NOT CLICK ON THIS BLOG IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE NEW INDIANA JONES MOVIE - SPOILER

DON'T FUCKING READ THIS AND COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE AND YOU READ THIS AND GET ALL BUTTHURT. IT'S SERIOUSLY THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE.DON'T DON'T DON'TNo, serious...
Posted by The Bone on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:27:00 PST

Tropic Thunder - or FUCK YES, whichever you prefer.

Um, it seems Taco Bell has taken over Myspace. If that isn't the godAWFULEST (not a word, I know, thanks) colorscheme ever on the front page. Looks like a reatard ate pastel paste and puked across a w...
Posted by The Bone on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:57:00 PST

Of no good to anyone

First of all, this is righteous. If you were to ask me "What kind of crowd participation event would I describe as 'fucking righteous'?"I would direct you to the video slightly below this sentence. Th...
Posted by The Bone on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

News that no-one, not even you, could possibly use, ever. At all.

Firstly: Got called a 'Fucking Faggot' on the phone today, that was nice.Breaking that phrase down into slightly more digestible terms, I was not in the action stance of having sex, with a man, or, an...
Posted by The Bone on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:01:00 PST