Well where to start, hummmm... I like to write how I talk.
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Most of what I do is based off of what I think is funny, not funny in general, but funny to me.
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How to make a "Jimmy Buffet's Five Minute Cue"
Ingredients:
12 oz. Tequila
4 oz. Cream
6 Tbsp. Suger
Method:
Stir together in a pint glass and serve with a quarter lemon. Add emotion to your vomit, and party like there's a fire in your pants!
More about me, hummm... what else? I'm from LBC, then to San Juan Island, and now Seattle. I have hichicked the west coast, met the first cyborg ever created, I have been down the rabbit hole, through the looking glass, and I am always looking to go beyond the borders of ______(reality?)(reason?)(remorse?)(pain?)(fun?).
In my spare time I try to undermine that which deserves it, as well as those unfortunates who may not. Order in perticular, is my enemy and I seek it where ever it may hide, but what can chaos be without order? With the elimination of order then the ballance will change, shifting with point of view, with a referance, replacing order with moderate chaos, but in doing so makes moderate chaos into order, and thus restoring the ballance. ALL THINGS WORK THEMSELVES OUT IN THE END, THERE IS ALWAYS A BALLANCE, and smokerings... always smokerings.
