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Chris aka. MSTRCHRFT

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Well it’s ever so funny, coz I don’t think you’re special, I don’t think you’re cool
You’re just probably alright, but under these lights you look beautiful
But I’m struggling, I can’t see through your fake tan
And you know it for a fact that everybody’s eating out of your hands
What do you know?
You know nothing
But I'll still take you home
Fancy seeing you in here, you're all tarted up and you don't look the same
I haven't seen you since last year and surprisingly you have forgot my name
But you know it and you knew it all along
Oh you say you have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong
What do you know?
You know nothing
But I'll still take you home
I fancy you with a passion, you're a topshop princess, a rockstar too
You’re a fad, you’re a fashion and I’m having a job trying to talk to you
But it's alright, i'll put it all on one-side
Everybody's looking, you’ve got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine. "
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
"The world is over, but I don't care because I am with you..." - Julian Casablancas

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The modern masters of guitar John Mayer and John Frusciante - and then make them battle eachother in a face-melting solo competition

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

my douche-bag mates on TV at our weekly gambling session.

"My yellow in this case is not so mellow,
In fact I’m trying to say it’s frightened like me.
And all these emotions of mine keep holding me from,
Giving my life to a rainbow like you..." - Mr. Hendrix

"And I crumble completely when you cry, it seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye..." - Alex Turner

"Let it never be said, that romance is dead, because there's so little else occupying my head" - Ricky Wilson

"All we are saying, is give peace a chance." - John Lennon

"No matter where you are, i can still hear you when you drown..." - Billy Corgan

"And I'll sit and wonder of every love that could've been
If I'd only thought of something charming to say." - Ben Gibbard

My Blog

So you asked for a music review!!!!

Groove Armada - 29th March 2007Upon arriving at the transformed Church of Scientology that is the Forum Theatre it seemed slightly nostalgic to see that iconic GA symbol on the bass drum. A moment of ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:39:00 GMT

A rare announcement

At the risk of sounding a tad sensationalist -The new arctic monkeys album 'favourite worst nightmare' will be the best album of this year.Those of you lucky enough to have listened to the premiere on...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:45:00 GMT

What Simpsons Character Are You?

You Are BarneyYou could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beerYou will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burpsYour life philosophy:...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:45:00 GMT

Taste In Music

Your Taste in Music:90's Alternative: Highest InfluenceAdult Alternative: High InfluenceAlternative Rock: High Influence80's Alternative: Medium InfluencePunk: Medium InfluenceHow's Your Taste in Musi...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:36:00 GMT

Seduction Style...

Your Seduction Style: The CharismaticYou're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.You have an inner self confidence and energy that most peo...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:30:00 GMT

What drug is your personality like?

Your Personality Is Like AlcoholYou're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:21:00 GMT