I'm a real American hero! I love America! I hope you do too. I fight bad guys and help good guys. Join me. Help me fight the terrorists by enlisting in the armed forces! With our powers combined we can kill them all and make the world safe.For some advice to civillians who haven't had the proper training: It's always good to remember to fight back when you get a chance. If someone punches you in the face, make sure they're dead because next time they may do more than punch you in the face. You got to get tough people! The world preys on softies! GI JOE don't back down from nobody. You got to stay strong and tough. Survival is for those fit to survive! If you want to make it through the jungle you can't have any qualms about killing a tiger or two, or even a gazelle if that gazelle looks at you wrong.Also, remember to never trust strangers because they're probably out to get you. Always use the buddy system too. Don't take no for an answer and don't compromise- that's what cowards do and there's a reason coward and compromise both start with a c, and why kill starts with a k!Always keep a stick by the toilet or latrine because you don't want spiders, bugs or scorpions attacking you nether regions when you're vulnerable.Be prepared for battle daily, and of course remember that knowing is half the battle. I hope you'll take these lessons to heart, and tune in later for more of my advice. GI JOE! Go Joe!
You Are Beef
You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak.
And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
