A semi-loner homebody harboring nurturing mother hen tendencies with few, but very close friends. Queen of pointless stories and awkward silences probably in a futile attempt to avoid flare-ups of put-foot-in-mouth-itis. For some reason she is referring to herself in the third person not because she thinks she's WWF's 'The Rock' (tho' does often "smeeeeeeeell-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l what's cooking" usually because she's the one sweating it out in a kitchen the size of a broom closet which yet remains one of her most favorite happy places) but because she can avoid repercussion by claiming plausible deniability via schizophrenia and/or any other psychotic breakdown of this readers' choosing. She has one ferret named 'Uala (Hawaiian for sweet potato 'cause he looked like one when he was a baby) and another named 'Uku Polohuku (which is Hawaiian for 'fat flea'...she denies any and all involvement with how this name came about. It was all her kid sister and her room mate's doing...). Charlene is often amused by: ferret antics, people's attempts at pronouncing Hawaiian words (e.g. singer Israel Kamakawiwa'ole and one of her best friends' middle name - Lehualani Kehaulaniluna ke'anuenue kanoelehualanikauikalanikeha...no, really), South Park, good BritComs and Comedians among many other innumerable often pointless things. She has the belief that everyone is responsible for their own lives and should be accountable for their actions and/or inaction, which doesn't work so well for her these days since public opinion states that there is always someone/thing else to blame. She believes that humanity could do a lot better, but is glad it isn't doing worse...yet...
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