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About Me

whaddup punks?! the name's tara. i'm kind of a big deal, in my own mind anyway. i can be amazingly witty and charming, that is when i want to be. i'm a bit of a creeper. actually, i'm really creepy. i've grown to accept this. i expect to have several restraining orders against me by the time i reach full adulthood. i have many many friends, most of them imaginary. they keep me company. i recently dictionary.com-ed neurosis, and i've diagnosed myself with it (because i'm a doctor now?). for what it's worth, i'm actually a cool gal. i'm convinced i'm gonna be something important in the world. like, one day you'll know me. one day i'll be a big deal, not just in my own mind. so deal with it! get to know me now, cause one day you won't get that chance. i'll be way too HOLLYWOOD for all you little marshmellow peeps. kidding...? dot dot dot question mark.
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed, And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed: But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st, So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

I'd like to meet:

everyone ever. but not really. but also maybe.

Heroes:

conan o'brien, kathy griffin, chelsea handler, tina fey, alexis arquette, perez hilton, malan breton, christian siriano, tim gunn. the hot tranny messes of the world. my friends, my family, my peeps.

My Blog

why can’t...

...life just be fair?  ever?  all this unfairness is exhausting me.  they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but i don't feel stronger.  i am weakened by everything...
Posted by tarable on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:42:00 PST

plans for summer

1.  buy a cook book and learn to make some delicious grub.  if i was born a woman, might as well conform to societal norms.  my woman's studies professor will be so proud. 2.  pain...
Posted by tarable on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

so i have this theory

good looking people don't have to be good at anything.  they can just be good looking and get through life just fine.  they'll never need to open doors or pay for dinner or worry about anyth...
Posted by tarable on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

my gay boys!

project runway 1.  christian (season 4) 2.  daniel vosovic (season 2) 3.  andre (season 2) 4.  santino rice (season 2) 5.  malan breton (season 3) 6.  jay mccaroll (seaso...
Posted by tarable on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:27:00 PST

i am a gay man...

...trapped in a woman's body.  i'm loud, proud, and colorful.  i wear coats of makeup and enjoy rainbows.  i like glitz, glitter, and glam.  i love dressing up in silly costumes in...
Posted by tarable on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:05:00 PST

if we did hairspray...

...for our musical senior year at chhs like mrs. hallett would've loved to have done, here's how i think the casting should've gone: tracy turnblad:  me! penny pingleton:  kelsey link larkin...
Posted by tarable on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST

heather and taras list of hotties old enough to be their dads

1.  jesus 2.  patrick dempsey 3.  anderson cooper 4.  george clooney 5.  johnny depp 6.  james marsden 7.  mcsteamy from grey's anatomy 8.  miss jay 9.  ha...
Posted by tarable on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

i wish...

...i had a secret admirer and/or a stalker.  preferably both.  i just want someone to leave me little annonymous notes in my school bag and then follow me around and peak out of the bushes.&...
Posted by tarable on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

following your dreams vs. practicality

is practicality a word?  if so, did i spell it right?  so not the point of this.  i digress.  so anyways, back to the point.  i saw lysistrata at ucr tonight with dree.  ...
Posted by tarable on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

i am crushing hard...

...and everytime he's around i just wanna yell at the top of my lungs "notice me!" i know that's so completely desperate and unattractive, but i can't help it. i wanna be calm, cool, and collected but...
Posted by tarable on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST