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Paul Kastner looks rather dashing in a suit

HOLY SHIT, I AM ON THE INTERNET!

About Me

Years ago, I was an Angry Young Man.

My Interests

Shooting Hoops, Hot Water and Porridge.

I'd like to meet:

Aaron Baker at Dennis' Place for games. To escape the biting Chicago snowfall in March I will run into Dennis' and find Aaron feverishly trying his luck at Dance Dance Revolution, going head-to-head with Joseph Pini in a winner-takes-all tournament. The "all" in "winner-takes-all," as I will find out later, will be nothing more than a tall boy of Old Style with five empty rings still attached and a bootleg dvd copy of "Norbit."

Music:

Joseph T. Pini, Renee Louise Carafice and Tom Waits.

Movies:

Harold and Maude.

Television:

Veronica Mars.

Books:

Past: Trash

Present: Fuck All

Future: Harried Potters?

Heroes:

Jescoe White. Lowtax.