I am 18, I can go to big-boy jail, get drafted, vote, buy porn, cigarettes, and the greatest feat of all, BUY STUFF ON TV! awesome. Yay. I enjoy doing things that the ignant masses would call geeky, but thats cool if they think that because I enjoy doing them. I like punk rock quite a bit, also ska, but I strive to not be a dumb ass punker thats just about getting fucked up, those people annoy me. I like just hanging out with my freinds and spontaneous fun, if you want to drive to California one day, I'll go with. I also like to just talk with people and walk. I love swinging, god DAMNIT! I love swinging. and yes I mean on swings, not the sexual meaning of swinging. oh yeah, I play bass in two bands: Anarchy in a Three Piece Suit and Socialist Suitcase. Peace. Watch the Dennis Maladone video, its enchanting! He can even make his hand glow when he touches african american children!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake "Whalebones" Waluconis
Birthday: THE IDES OF SEPTEMBER
Birthplace: A vagina
Current Location: In a spiderman costume typing upside down for effect
Eye Color: Hazel, the wannabe green
Hair Color: It was once described as someone puking up toast and OJ at the same time.... now its got faded green too!
Height: 6 feet 66some small unit of measurement
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, thats my pryin' hand
Your Heritage: Lithuania, its independent once in a while... and Poland, woo!
The Shoes You Wore Today: squeky converse... but that still punk as fuck
Your Weakness: My fears
Your Fears: My Weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheez, from Amantes.... oh god... sto good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Balance on my tongue
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What was the "insert class" homework?
Thoughts First Waking Up: A horse head? today is looking up!
Your Best Physical Feature: middle toe on left foot, or as I it call el diablo
Your Bedtime: when the adrenalin runs out
Your Most Missed Memory: If its my most missed I've probably forgotten it, that or my sis
Pepsi or Coke: coke, don't even try persuading me you pepsi drinking commies, USA! USA! USA!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I geuss Burger King, but I prefer fast tacos over fast hamburgers
Single or Group Dates: Either is fine, depends on who the group dates with I geuss
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: The snowman one, hes bad ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: You must swirl them together, like a really delicious interracial baby....yeah....
Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate coffee, but mocha's are fine I guess
Do you Smoke: no, all those old Nick Toons taught me how bad they are
Do you Swear: yes I do, what about you?.............bitch.
Do you Sing: Only while going on an adventure
Do you Shower Daily: yes, but I don't flip out if I don't for one day
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was once, but the restraining order says different
Do you want to go to College: Evergreen probably, Western might be nice too
Do you want to get Married: Depends, I don't want a life thats boring like having a certain meal everyday, that creeps me out
Do you belive in yourself: You can do it Jake!
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really, dog does though, its gross, he vomits
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't know, Don't care. BUT YOU! oh god your so beutiful!!!
Are you a Health Freak: no, too bothersome to be checking out everything I eat
Do you get along with your Parents: Don't need to get along with them if you get rid of them......... but yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do, but my dog hates them so therefore I don't like them
Do you play an Instrument: Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: As Coolasaurus Rex Says: Drugs are for lamers!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: it was with you don't you remember ya dick?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes'm... Bellvue Square sucks, its all about crossroads
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I hav eaten some.... but thats not answering the question I guess
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, I don't really like it.... the cucumber rolls are okay though
In the past month have you been on Stage: ELL NO!
In the past month have you been Dumped: ELL NO!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ELL NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: this survey
Ever been Drunk: ELL NO!
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha, that would be pretty confusing if I was
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, by a huge dog when I was like 10
Ever Shoplifted: Why you asking? You with da Po-Po?!?!?!
How do you want to Die: like when I'm 78 choking on a bra I was trying to take off with my teeth, I've thought this out.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something involved with Film
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Germany, Jaketopia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green, but there all good
Favourite Hair Color: I like red dye, but any is good
Short or Long Hair: short hair, but as long as its not dragging on the ground I'm cool with it
Height: Not over 8 ft, she should be with Shaq... there child whould be like a giant
Weight: Don't care, as long as there not unhealthy obese, or grossly skinny
Best Clothing Style: Really don't care, no cheerleader outfits, I'M STUCK ON THE DOOR!.... idiot
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only Veckmanpeck
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: I don't know... I've never looked at my body
Number of Tattoos: I hope to get one very soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A couple things
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