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Naked Erin

Save a drum. Bang a drummer!

About Me

Ok…so you wanna know about Naked Erin? Well, I would love to tell you but turns out I’m still trying to figure it out myself. I thought I knew who I was and what I liked. I use to hate being in relationships. I had a one strike rule; first time you screwed up, I wasn’t going to waste my time. I was on to the next guy/girl. And there was always one right around the corner. If someone was sleeping next to me, I would have to take a sleeping pill just to fall asleep. I loved my space and I hated to cuddle. I would stick my hands under my legs and pretend my hands were cold when some guy tried to hold my hand while they were driving. I mean…come on! I thought the only time physical contact should be shared between two people was when they were about to have sex…. And then I met Jason. I know, I know! I’m making my old-self puke, too. Now, I want to spend all my time with just one person. I want to cuddle, even while we are at the movies. I fall asleep in his arms and wake up in the same position. I let him hold my hand, even while I’m driving! I can’t stop talking about him, even though I know I’m being annoying. And the only thing I can come up with, is it’s not that I’m not a hopeless romantic but I guess I’ve just never met someone that I want to do all these things with.
Ok…ok, I’m done! Stop whining. You wanted to know about me, so I’m just letting you know that I’m changing as we speak and according to my friends, for the better.
Now, what else about me…let’s see…I’m not your typical feminine girl. I love sports (football, basketball, baseball, UFC, ect). I’m a UofL, Colts, and Giants fan (love those Manning boys). I love sport bikes and 4-wheelin, the faster and dirtier, the better. I love music and going to concerts and local shows. I love dill pickles and I eat one every night before I go to bed. I sing and dance at random…do not be alarmed, I’m not suffering from tourette’s. I love thunderstorms. And I love to talk about sex. I can’t help it. If I offend anyone, I’m sorry…oh wait! I’m not sorry. Either close your ears or remove the stick out of your ass and it may make your sexual experiences much better. My weaknesses are jagerbombs and tequila shots. Anyone who has been to a bar with me knows that. I'm constantly learning as I go along. I believe that's what life is all about; little lessons and moments that shake things up and keep us on our toes. Erin --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?

My Interests

Dancing and singing in the shower, taking long naps, hanging out with my girlfriends, watching basketball games (Go CARDS), NFL (Go Colts and Go Giants), going to the River Bats games (especially on $1 beer night), 4wheelin and gettin dirty, ridin sport bikes, watchin UFC (the more blood the better), going to the Ky Speedway and Indy 500 (I love anything fast), slasher movies, reading thriller novels.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, the Dixie Chicks, Gwen Stefani and Pearl Jam; especially Jeff Ament, Danica Patrick, Peyton and Eli Manning.

Music:

southern rock, hard rock, alternative, country...... and of course, Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam Lyrics Pearl Jam Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, Donnie Darko, Stay, The Dark Crystal, Princess Bride, Benny and Joon, Requiem for a Dream, Man in the Moon, Girl Interupted, and Gia.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Lost, That 70's Show, the Office, My Name is Earl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Grey's Anatomy.

Books:


Which Grunge Band Are You?
You're Almost Ready to Get Married, But Not Quite
No doubt that you've warmed up to the idea of marriage and life long love
You just aren't quite ready to follow up with your desires, yet.
You may be a bit young, or a bit commitment phobic... give it time.
Concentrate on guys who you can imagine being with next year. Forever can wait. Are You Ready To Get Married?
Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 100% Wonder Woman 100% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 70% Robin 70% The Flash 70% Superman 60% Hulk 40% Catwoman 40% Batman 30% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Heroes:

My mom, and our US soldiers

My Blog

Moving Day

Well, it's official. Jason and I are moving in together this Saturday. I know! Crazy, right!? I'm so excited. It's downtown in a high-rise apartement complex near the river. So Thunder next year ...
Posted by Naked Erin on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:22:00 PST

Danica Patrick

I am so happy that Danica has finally won her first Indy race! I've been following her since I was in college and I am thrilled.  I don't care if Helio ran outta gas. He and his crew should've pl...
Posted by Naked Erin on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:18:00 PST

Eli McDreamy

Just a reminder I never doubted my Eli. And to all those non-believers who gave me shit..."really, Erin you honestly think the Giants have a chance!?" Na na na nana na! Go G-men! Eli, I wanna ride in ...
Posted by Naked Erin on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

Shes stabbing my heart over and over and over again!

I'm so tired of people getting angry or depressed because I don't want to be with them. Get over yourselfs! Stop crying. It's getting really old and always annoying.  For now on, I refuse to...
Posted by Naked Erin on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

It’s really not a tuma!

I got my MRI results back...and it's negative. I don't have a brain tumor. Yah! There's a couple of other tests I need to take but nothing as serious as this last test. So I guess I'm just naturally w...
Posted by Naked Erin on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:59:00 PST

Its not a tuma! *Schwarzenegger voice*

Ok, so I promised myself the next blog I wrote would be more upbeat compared to the previous ones that I had posted. But as it turns out, when things are going great, I'm having to...
Posted by Naked Erin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

Warning Label

I should come with a warning label.  Maybe I'll make that my next tattoo. I mean well and I try to be as sweet as I can without contradicting who I am.  But sometimes my free-spiritedness hu...
Posted by Naked Erin on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST

Single White Female seeking Lover of Music

I need a friend, a partner in crime who loves music the way I do.  Now I don't just listen to music.  I melt into the sounds of the drum beat, the rhythm of the guitar, the smooth strum of t...
Posted by Naked Erin on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:36:00 PST

I am so stupid!!!

I am so stupid....the worst judge of character, ever!...an ass-hole magnet. I have a key chain given to me by one of my best friend's, that says, "Men, are like lottery tickets. You hav...
Posted by Naked Erin on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

What's normal?

I may not be normal but I'm me.  And I'm not willing to compromise myself for anybody.  The problem is I can't stand it when people get mad at me because I don't follow the "rules".  Ru...
Posted by Naked Erin on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:06:00 PST