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Not-so-old John

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About Me

I am a soulless, misanthropic monster out to destroy the world. I enjoy watching others suffer, cruel twists of fate, delicious irony, okay-tasting irony, drunken monkeys (inside or outside of barrels), juggling hand grenades, cordless bungie jumping, drive-by body piercing, judgeing pepole crooly four thier pour speling, midget porn, and long walks on the beach. Oh, no wait I'm sorry I hate the fucking beach. Somebody get me a beer, please.

I probably hate you. Even though we have never met and likely never will, rest assured that I wish you ill. I hope you get a vicious paper cut today.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am always looking to meet people more pathetic than myself so I can feel a little bit better about my useless, wasted life. I am also looking to meet incredibly beautiful, vapid, shallow young women with little or no self-esteem for a series of short-term relationships that end bitterly. Oh, and I would also like to meet anybody famous so I can thow acid in their face just to get my name and picture on the cover of the Enquirer.

My Blog

Watch this Short Movie!

Hey! Watch this movie! This was originally a project done for the Apple Insomnia 24 hour film project by my brother Tim and a bunch of his friends. They didn't manage to get it done within t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Nanowrimo!

As I'm sure some of you know, November is National Novel Writing Month (or Nanowrimo.) More or less, it's a challenge to write a 50,000 word novel in a single month. It's a "contest" in the same vein ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:10:00 GMT

Red Sox Win!

I am so unbelievably psyched that the Red Sox beat the Indians tonight. I might just fall over dead of a heart attack when they win a second World Series in my lifetime. I wouldn't exactly say Dice-K ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:47:00 GMT

"Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it"

Just a random post, nothing much to say. I just wanted to show a painting that I finished this morning.Let's see, anything else? Uh, I just finished reading Spook Country by William Gibson, and it was...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:26:00 GMT

Its a Trap!

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:41:00 GMT

Rabbit of the Dead

A shroud of fog covered the land this morning, and I went for a pleasant stroll through the cemetery. While I wandered, I came across this fine fellow- a quick little rabbit darting from headstone to ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:39:00 GMT

All was well.

Well, I finished the final Harry Potter book. It was really good. If I wasn't emotionally crippled, I might have even cried at the end. I do hope that someday in the future J.K. Rowling decides to wri...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Cthulhu Ftaghn!

The figure, which was finally passed slowly from man to man for close and careful study, was between seven and eight inches in height, and of exquisitely artistic workmanship. It represented a monste...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Insomnia, Televison, Sitcoms, and Robots. . .

I have been having a little trouble sleeping lately. Lot of stuff going on, lot of stress. Fun times. You gotta love insomnia, it makes everything slightly fuzzy at the edges. I sat and sketched whil...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:15:00 GMT

A Year on MySpace...

So, it looks like I've been on this MySpace thing for a year now. This is a weird, weird site, and I am still not sure what to make of it. It's a nice, easy way to keep in touch with a ton of people, ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 22:11:00 GMT