Smart Old Man |
lol read this, its really funny!
I took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager s...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
Sipping Vodka |
SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:14:00 GMT |
Funny Resume Quotations |
Resumes:
"I am very detail-oreinted."
"I have a bachelorette degree in computers."
"Graduated in the top 66% of my class."
"I worked as a Corporate Lesion."
"Served as assistant sore manager...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:08:00 GMT |
George W. Bush Joke |
A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:00:00 GMT |
Funny "New Russian" Joke |
After a car crash a "New Russian" is lying on the side of the road, weeping aloud. - Oh, my BMW! - he wails, - Oh, my BMW!!! A passer by is s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:33:00 GMT |
U Know You're a Russian When.... |
Your car costs more than your college education
Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not
Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer e...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:16:00 GMT |
