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Michael

About Me

And so from the nest of academia a strange creature was born. It spoke Japanese poorly and wrote shaky news articles. Additionally it thought itself to be extremely tough because it watched boxing matches with some regularity. All that combined with an exuberant insecurity and vegetariansim equaled Michael. He has equal appreciation for the skill of the Harlem Globe Trotters and the heart of the Washington Generals. Fruits and vegetables hold enormous appeal as do proletariat dipictions in cinema and John Carpenter films. Spicy ginger ale on a balmy day isn't a contradiction and I'll be damned if I'm going to commit to any thing. Hold fast world, here I come!Currently I'm writing for these folks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Toughest woman boxer of the lot

My Blog

Off to Japan

Hi everybody,Im going to Japan for awhile. If things work out alright, Ill probably be there for a long time. Sorry if I left with out meeting up with you one last time to say goodbye. Youll have t...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:20:00 GMT

Assignment 10--My Courtroom Death

Assignment 10My Courtroom Death Assigned by Stan Rules: -Must be a courtroom drama -Story includes time travel in some way -Excessive foul language must be used -The fourth wall (involve reader as a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:33:00 GMT

Assignment 9-- Noahs Arc 2

Assignment 9Noah's Arc 2 Assigned by Michelle Rules: -Story must involve a giraffe and a seahorse -Must start with a sunset and end with a sunrise -Must include someone asking "Who's on first?" -So...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:13:00 GMT

Assignment 8--Woman of the Ice

Assigned by Kathy Rules: -An interpretation of a scene from the film "Woman in the Dunes"-But with Canadian characters in The Northern Territories or The Yukon-Ice imagery instead of sand imagery-Inst...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:19:00 GMT

Assignment 7--Sheeps Betrayal

Assigned by Kathy Rules: -The main plot must revolve around sheep -There must be a traitor or a betrayal -The color red must be mention four times -Lots of expression, but only four lines of dialogue ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:37:00 GMT

Assignment 6--The Purple Cell

Assigned by Molly Carter Rules: -Only women appear in the story -Two women have broken arms -One of the women's favorite colors is purple and she makes a remark about it -The other woman has a boyfrie...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Assignment 5--Feet for Alaska

  Assigned by Larry Carter with an additional rule supplied by myself Rules: -The piece must contain a knife with a broken blade that wasn't used to hurt anybody -Piece must contain a dry ink pen...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:52:00 GMT

Assignment 4--Cambodian Bones

Assigned by Kathy Rules: -Takes place in Cambodia -The word moldering must appear in 1st paragraph -All scenes must take place in the morning-One Character is gender ambiguous     ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Assignment 3--Mendel Love Triangle

Assigned by: Keri CarterRules:-Two scholars have contrasting views about Mendel's genetic theories-Three people are involved in a love triangle -One wets the bed-One of the two scholars is obsessed th...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Assignment 2--Ladys Room Scene

Assigned by: Takayo Kajiyama Rules: -Scene takes place in a women's restroom -Two friends are on a double date talking in the restroom -A third woman is in the stall listening -Third woman joins the c...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:34:00 GMT