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The Ninja Mafia

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About Me

We are all tall as fack. Everyone knows ninjas are giants. When we aren't busy sitting around playing ninja video games, we like to flip out of trees and bushes.

Since we are the mafia, we make our own hits, and they are totally sweet ones too. But don't ever get too close to us, cause you never know what might happen. Once, we attacked a taxi cab driver, then broke into his apartment and ate all his food. It's just too bad the refrigerator was possesed by a demon and tried to attack us.

If we don't like you, try to catch us on a good day. We will only shoot you and not cut your head off with our awesome swords (or a karate chop if we feel like it).

My Blog

January 10, 2006

Long night of research for us last night. We totally are tired. It pays off though. We found this bears name, Yogi Bear, but there is also bad news. Thanks to our resources (Some gay guy on rollerblad...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:16:00 GMT

Ninjas Around the World

Today we decided to let you in on what other ninjas around the world have been up to.First off we have the new Bathroom Ninja. He is usually hired by companies in order to make sure that customers kee...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:00:00 GMT

January 09, 2006

We finally got around to collecting payment from our last client... but he wanted us to do another job for him. He has a totally hot daughter that was attacked by a bear... get where this is going? We...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:13:00 GMT

January 08, 2006

Have you ever had a day in which you felt life was meaningless? You have no friends? Some people would be happier if you weren't alive? Well then you must not be a totally kick ass ninja!Our ninja van...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 16:54:00 GMT

January 07, 2006

We so are totally not leaving the crib today. We woke up this morning to some weird roaring coming from the streets. It sounded like the usually all female fans that usually stand outside our place an...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 23:34:00 GMT

January 06, 2006

The burning went away. We can now finally get some work done.One of us left the heater on 100 degrees last night so we all woke up sweaty. When we tried to flip out of bed we slipped in a puddle of ou...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:22:00 GMT

January 05, 2006

Today didn't start off good for us. We all woke up and all of us had itchy crotches!! WTF! We all agreed that none of us masturbated the other day so it couldn't have been sore dinkys or anything like...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 20:31:00 GMT

January 04, 2006

We didn't have much action today. After getting up and flipping out on each other, we grabbed some morning Taco Bell in our totally sweet Ninja Van.We only had $1.08 left so we went to the bank. You w...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:35:00 GMT

The Homeless Ninja Killer!!

Apparently someone forgot to mention to the ninja nation that some of our fellow brothers were taken out by a homeless man. How does the Ninja Mafia know this ourselves? Well let us explain.The examp...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:47:00 GMT

A Ninja's Poem

You better keep your head down lowWhen ninja mafia say hello,Cos if you pay them no respectYour knee-caps they will soon collect.They're so much cooler than the FEDsIn custom-made Armani threads,Which...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 21:49:00 GMT