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Edda Van Heemstra

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

-I desperately want to play the drums again.
-A good day for me is when i don't almost, or completely fall down the stairs.
-I'm shy. Which is something I'm working on not being.
-I like to take photographs, it's what i do, or at least try to do.
-I am a computer geek....nerd, whatever you want to call it.
-I greatly enjoy making people laugh, and find myself doing it quite often....most of the time unintentionally.
-That being said, i enjoy the company of those that are as quick witted as i am.....it makes for a groin grabbingly good time!
-I actually enjoy mowing the lawn.
-I hate seafood.
-I like almost everyone.
-I have an older sister. We were born a year, a month, and a day apart.
-I zone out/daydream a lot.
-I have a mild obsession with those red hat ladies. I think they're going for world domination.
-I'm generally very quiet.
-I quote The Simpsons at least once a day.
-I enjoy getting drunken phone calls.
-I get phone anxiety. Even when i have to call my family members.
-I make better friends with guys than i do with girls.
-I'm a beer snob. I did not give myself this title, several diffrent people have. One word: Guinness.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
-When i'm eating, and i'm full, i stare at things.
-I'm really good at figuring things out on my own. But I never let anyone know when I actually do figure it out.
-I have dated 12 guys. Out of those 12, 7 of them had names that started with a J.
-I eat cereal without milk. Maybe you're the one who's weird.
-Everyone says i'm cute...i've learned to accept it.
-I welcome the thought and/or action of going to bed at 9:30.
-I love the word Redundant. I use it whenever possible, which isn't very often.
-I greatly enjoy fire.
-I don't like it when people lick their finger before turning a page.
-I passed my senior year of math with 102%....I might be a bit of a nerd.
-I hate it when people type with their caps lock on. I also hate when they use one letter abbreviations like C instead of see, and U instead of you. Also, please don't write like this to be a smart ass, it will just piss me off.
-I enjoy reading more than i enjoy watching TV. To prove my point, I have read a 400+ page book in about 3 days.
-I am starting a vinyl collection. As of right now, only the 'cool kids' are making the cut.
The 'cool kids' are as follows:
-Nina Hagen
-Pink Floyd
-Modern English
-Tears For Fears
-The Pretenders
-The Psychedelic Furs
-Talking Heads
-The The
-Yaz
-X
-The Rolling Stones
-I hate it when people chew with their mouth open.
-Part of me is trying to figure out what is so great about Madonna. The other part of me doesn't really give a shit.
-Ducky
-I have a thing for Gary Oldman.
-Nick Caves voice is the musical equivalent of sex.
-I call my car "the masked avenger"....it's ok to be jealous.
-I have an ever-growing coat collection. Screw shoes...I want coats!
-My favourite place to be is in my bed. Whether I'm sleeping, reading a book, or watching a movie. Add a cup of hot tea...i don't need anything else.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who spell things with U's (i.e. colour, and favourite)
People who make me laugh.
Beer snobs
Someone who can give me some sort of a life.
People who know the difference and proper usage of the words two, too, and to.
Those who like Sparta more than The Mars Volta, but not more than At The Drive-In

And these guys:

But above all...this guy:

My Blog

because it fits

Hard time is never long enough To keep my head afloat and my feet are stuck in the mud again Im getting old and my money's been spent Tryin hard was never good enough Ive got a ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:02:00 GMT

Dear Route(s) 30 and 222

Whats going on?It appears that you both a have a bit of construction going on. You each have one lane closed....the lane closings have switched within the past week and yet i notice no difference in ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:02:00 GMT

another blog due to road rage.

Or possibly not so much road rage, as it is the idiots that give me road rage.....to be specific those who drive beetles.  Not the old ones mind you, the newer ones, you know those ugly ass piece...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Muholland Dr.

So numerous people that know me quite well reccomended that i see Muholland Drive.  So when the FYE at my mall closed, I bought it.......   what the fuck were you people thinking!?!&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:58:00 GMT

I know, we’ll live under the sea!......

For everyone one but the whopping one person i have told....i'm moving.  Dylan and I are getting a town house in Sinking Spring.  I'm hoping to get the open position at High for an SAP clerk...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:27:00 GMT

the subject is subject to change

I got my car fixed yesterday....it ended up costing me $270 for parts and labour......thank god for Cory.  He said that labour alone would have cost me $400 if i wasn't so good looking....so go l...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:36:00 GMT

WARNING: Klingon Warrior

Aside from the rather hilarious license plate I saw this morning that housed the title of this blog in big red letters...my day blew.Lets talk about how it's going to take over $900 to get my car to ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:51:00 GMT

VS

Nothing makes me feel better than cute panties....I was feeling down, so I put in a trip to victorias secret after work....3 adoreable panties later I feel a lot better.The end.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Ladders, Hammers, and Pins...Oh my!

Given the subject guess which one of these things had contact with some part of my head today?thats right....all of them.Happy Chirstmas in August
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:23:00 GMT

My tips for driving, or how to avoid giving me road rage

It has come to my attention while driving to work, that i am easily enraged while on the road.  It's not the action of driving, it's the action of those driving around me.  So here's some ad...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:18:00 GMT