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About Me

I Like girls N beer. i love beer in girls. I live for girls in beer
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ryan scott reynolds
Birthday: 4/9/86
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: state of confusion
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6`3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: write with right, wack off with left
Your Heritage: irish to the bone
The Shoes You Wore Today: black shelltoe adidas
Your Weakness: my arms
Your Fears: athletes feet, spiders, disapointing people
Your Perfect Pizza: large
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish school, hit the lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: your mom
Thoughts First Waking Up: cigarettes and toilets
Your Best Physical Feature: dont have one
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep, i wait for morning
Your Most Missed Memory: the days of old. ataris fuck yeah!
Pepsi or Coke: mt. dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: dollar menu everyday
Single or Group Dates: single or group sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: captain D's
Chocolate or Vanilla: like em mixed if you know what i mean
Cappuccino or Coffee: white russians
Do you Smoke: 2 packs a day
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: not well but i try
Do you Shower Daily: right before church
Have you Been in Love: been in lust`
Do you want to go to College: again
Do you want to get Married: to the mob
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in myself in yourself
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: i look better when youre drunk
Are you a Health Freak: sounds a little mean
Do you get along with your Parents: i do everything my mommy says
Do you like Thunderstorms: the band?
Do you play an Instrument: like every one of em
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: heck yes!!
In the past month have you Smoked: turkeys and cigarettes ONLY!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i believe in DARE. 5th grade changed my life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: all the time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a whole box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a musical
In the past month have you been Dumped: i dont get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: from work
Ever been Drunk: well yeah
Ever been called a Tease: i always deliver
Ever been Beaten up: the sun never sets on the cool
Ever Shoplifted: rich people dont shoplift.(just a fact)
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: responsible
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland the motherland and my mecca
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: as long as it looks good
Height: no midgets
Weight: no fatties
Best Clothing Style: naked or very near to that
Number of Drugs I have taken: if you can remember...then not enough
Number of CDs I own: mp3s it the 21st century
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not being born in the 70's. that sucks
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My Interests

impromptu hair cuts{giving not receiving}, tattoos n piercings, people watching,biting my lip when I'm nervous, quickies that last all night, sleeping the entire day away, Captain D's sweet tea, spending my whole check on payday, and trying to "stretch" myself(figuratively of course).

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Conan O' Brien,Brandon Boyd, Kevin James, someone with a peg leg, the "dude" from the Big Lebowski, a sexy ass seond shift waitress at steak n shake.

Music:

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC. SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN

Movies:

WE WERE SOME WHERE NEAR BARSTOW NEAR THE EDGE OF THE DESERT WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD "that Jon Denver was full of shit man,FULL METAL JACKET, say hello to my little friend, Grizzley Adams did have a beard, put down the fucking gun and bowl, why do they call you Red? Maybe because I'm Irish, I can derelict my own balls, fuck off San Diego, I'm the only person who's tried to stab someone with a skate. sometimes you have to see things from a different angle to truly apperciate them, don't be a fool: stay in school, life's a garden dig it, O'DOYLE RULES!!!You wanna get high man?

Television:

Cribs, any non-observational stand up comedy, game shows where people win stupid stuff like lamps instead of money (come on people are starving out there), The Real World, NEXT. King of Queens, Everybody loves Raymond, Family Fued, the History channel, the discovery channel, What not to wear,and ANY TATTOO SHOW ON TELEVISION.

Books:

Any book with Fabio on the cover.

Heroes:

The working class, my awesome mommy, Brandon Boyd, Pete Wentz, Victor Wooten, Lando Griffin, Jim Carey, Andy Kaufman, Andy Dufraine, Doyle Brunson, Hank Williams Jr.

My Blog

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