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BEACHKRIEG

About Me

Beachkrieg are a trio of german soldiers from the 23rd Bavarian Regiment, who, as the legend goes, were torpedoed while on a troop-ship, by a French submarine in 1914. Hurricane gales swept the three sole survivors, Baron von Krieg, Sgt. Pepper, and Pvt. Peter Dresden, thousands of miles, to the Pacific Ocean. There, they were marooned on a tropical island, and were exposed to, and quickly embraced, surf music. Rumor has it that Beachkrieg refuse to believe that World War 1 is over, and still maintain a fanatical devotion to the Kaiser. Comments from the band are scarce, as only the Baron speaks broken english, while Sgt. Pfeffer and Herr Dresden only speak an obscure bavarian dialect. Some say that Beachkrieg were drawn to the Bay Area in their search for Phil Dirt, the longtime KFJC DJ, whom they believe is either some sort of Tiki god, or possibly a high ranking Prussian officer (sources conflict on this). They have already had brushes with local law enforcement, as well as local French residents. Local police would not disclose any information, as investigations are pending, but did hint that the volume of their music has been an issue, as well as their vehicle, the fabled 'pickelhaubemobile', an elusive automotive enigma, seen in public by only a few, and commented on by even fewer. Foggy descriptions speak of a gleaming spiked vehicle, screaming down city streets in the wee hours, a rusted eagle glaring forth where headlights ought to be, whitish purple smoke belching from the twin beer stein exhaust pipes. No two Beachkrieg shows are the same, say the few who have attended and can still speak.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 03/01/2006
Band Website: OUr bunker is full of cobwebs. Viele webs scheisse
Band Members: Sgt. Pfeffer, lead guitar, euphonium, uberboard. Peter Dresden, Drums.Baron von Krieg, Farfisa Organ.
Influences: ShockWaves, Phantom Surfers , Surf coasters, Kaiser Wilhelm II
Sounds Like: SURF MUSIC, WITH THE EERINESS OF A GAS FILLED TRENCH AFTER THE BATTLE OF VERDUN.
Record Label: To Order our CD, click on the Blog, CDs for sale

My Blog

Imperial Chicken Defiled at Voodoo Show!!!!

Spin somber music, meine Kameraden. During ze show, the Imperial Chickenvas catapulted into ze audience as per protocol, und was SEIZED by a girthsome MAN,who zuddenly shoved her into his PANTS!! In z...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 10:04:00 GMT

Beachkrieg to play ze Voodoo Lounge mitt Deadbolt

Meine Kameraden!  AUG 25, TUESDAY 9pm, MOTOR-PUNX, BEACHKRIEG, und der fabuolousDEADBOLT shall overrun ze VOODOO lounge, 2nd street @ Santa Clara Street,downtown SAN Jose, In ze NON-FRENCH sector!Bipl...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:19:00 GMT

Beachkrieg celebrate Bastille Day!

  Abend, meinen Kameraden! Eskooosay mwah, I am drunk. Ze Kreigerin are celebratingBastille day, heute, as you qvite essentially know. On this day, ov course, thewretched French restaurant 'Bastille's...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:57:00 GMT

BEACHKRIEG abducted by space-men!!

Entchuldigungs und Greetings Meinen Kameraden!   Many of you hav been radio-gramming and writing in, inquiring as to thismost outlandish episode!  Semi-officially, "  A highly polished saucer-like spa...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:52:00 GMT

Beachkrieg TV appearance on youtube, Gott im himmel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbgIpbb6PNo
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:22:00 GMT

Beachkrieg to appear on KOFY channel 20, Feb 14 midnite!

Jah, meinen loyal Kameraden! It vill be the Feast of St. Valentines, Feb 14, yetat midnght, on Der show CREEPY KOFY MOVIE  TIME, KOFY TV channel 20.During the showing of the film TEENAGERS FROM OUTER ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:08:00 GMT

Beachkrieg to appear am der Amerikan Tele-vision

Halo meinen Kameraden! Together, mitt other musical troupes (some shall be banging their heads, so I am told. With what I do not know), social deviants, women of questionable intentions, drunkards,r...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:29:00 GMT

Beachkrieg performace ends in chaos

I hav  been unconscious  for 14 hours. Sgt Pfeffer and Herr Dresden's wheraboutsare unknown, Radio-grams, nil. The drunken sweaty bodies that crashed intoze stage, cascading ze sacred pikelh...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:18:00 GMT

Teutonic Topped Trifecta! Dec 5!

Hav you passed your Thanks-givingk turkey-style meal through your boweltracts, und hunger for something yet more?BEACHKRIEG top the bill, at Johnny V's in Downtown San Jose,  Fri., Dec5!  Al...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:52:00 GMT

Der Baron live am der wireless radio!

Merely two weeks ago, Der Baron was smuggled onto the SCU campus,to address comments made on the air, KSCU 103.3, Sunday, the Videodromeradio show. These offensive comments accused Der Baron of predic...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:11:00 GMT