Chris Burns

A little of this and a little of that and truly Blessed to be raised in the South. Work and Play, and constantly losing focus or as I prefer to say "Redirecting" it. Master plan in action to become a beach bum and river rat with Nascar decals all over my flats boat and a camouflage surfboard, lugging everything around in a mud caked jacked up Ford Excursion diesel all while living and working between Gordonsville, VA and Palm Bay, Florida every two weeks. I like Buds....Bud_weisers, Bud_dies, Bud_ding flowers of all kinds (wink, wink) thats for you Ladies. I really like the ambiguity of that phrase. I wish they had a bacon eating competition cause I would so frickin Win!! Moment for prayer, (Dear God, Thank you for allowing man to figure out a way to skin the back off of a pig and prepare it in such a succulent way. Thank you for allowing us to suck on a piece of bacon with eyes closed and feel like we are walking through the gates of heaven. Thank You for all you do, Amen.) I am a MUT. A little Welsh, a little Cherokee Indian, a little Donkey.....I am Quasi-Redneck (love nascar and guns and the country), Quasi-Religous (man of strong faith, but do things sometimes to shut the little Devil on my shoulder up), Quasi-MetroSexual (not gay, but care a little about the way I look), Quasi-Jock (not dumb, but love sports) and Quasi-Nerd (like history and science - The History and Discovery Channels). I do my part to fix society one road rage incident at a time. I like to sing out loud a lot. I like to ride my bike in unfamiliar places on beachside communities, turn my head to look at hot women and ride into parked cars. I have two black dogs named Molsen and Jasmine. They are normally passed out all day, until I say "get the cat" (in a whisper tone) and watch them go loco, stuff starts flying off coffee and sofa tables, blinds start breaking, its quite breathtaking. For my friends of past and present, Mi casa es su casa!! Ciao Bellas!!