AFMF: "The Rest Is Noise"

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Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:30:00 GMT

all you female vocalists out there! read!

are you a rad lady with rhythm, vocal abilities, and a desire to shake your ass on stage? please contact [email protected] for job opportunities with the armed forces.thanks!brandon jazz
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Please update your records where necessary.

Hey guys, I got a new telephone number. It is (615) XR3-0252. Don't call me if you're an asshole. If you're not an asshole, call me or text me anytime, just for the love of god don't leave me a voicem...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:41:00 GMT

I’m going on motherfucking tour and you can’t stop me.

Unless one more fucking thing goes wrong and I just throw in the towel, I will be getting the hell outta Nashville and leaving for tour in eleven short days.Two weeks of fun, sun, binge-drinking, yell...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:54:00 GMT

"You left me broken, you left me shattered, baby."

Approximately 6:45 am on the morning of Saturday, January Fifth Two Thousand Eight, I had the chance to experience what it's like to when a very large SUV smashes, passenger side, into an even larger...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:33:00 GMT

I will laugh all the way to hell.

carefully package all the valuables you want, when you arrive you will have nothing. make every great plan known to mice or men, when you arrive you will have nothing. plant every seed you can find, b...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:58:00 GMT

Brooklyn Uk's ROCK AND ROLL FORMAL 11/22 @ The HiTone

dear internet world/memphis tennessee:as you may or may not know, BROOKLYN UK'S ROCK AND ROLL FORMAL is scheduled for NOVEMBER 22ND at the HI-TONE on POPLAR AVENUE in MIDTOWN. everyone is invited to t...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:39:00 GMT