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Deanna

I can't measure my love. There's nothing to compare it to.

About Me

PLEASE Do NOT message me unless you know me. If you message me and say you've read my profile, then you must have read the part about being married. If you truly are looking to hit on a 50 year old married grandmother with a part time job, $14 in the bank, a 4 year old car, three adult children and three ungrateful pets, then...well, then you're just...sad.Jackal and I are so happily married, we make happily married couples want to puke.I now return you to your regularly scheduled "About Me" MyGen Profile GeneratorDangerous when bored. Runs with scissors hanging around neck. Talks to strangers, in person that is. Avoids yuppies. Would rather stick hot pokers in eyes than to ever see anything "...On Ice" other than bourbon. Straight but not narrow. Hard pressed to meet someone "weird". Raising my kids to be evil criminal geniuses bent on world domination. Home is full of rescued animals. Have secret desire to be a sniper. Madly, hopelessly, eternally in love. Devotedly, delightedly, eternally MARRIED.

My Interests

Reenacting the Middle Ages. Sewing, Cooking, Baking. Archery. Mead brewing. My husband and I also have a pretty impressive collection of rocks and minerals. Rocks ROCK!

I'd like to meet:

Foghorn Leghorn, he's my hot, hot, HOT hero!The sadist who invented bras. (Was it Phillipe d'Brassiere or Otto Titsling? My actor friends will get that reference) Miss Mablean from Divorce Court. Quentin Tarantino. Thomas Jefferson. Johnny Depp. Jane Kaczmarek. The Knights Templar. Mike Judge. Oh, and I want to be Morticia Addams when I grow up.

Music:

I love music, and listen to almost everything. You can keep the rap and Christian rock/pop stuff, and the "soft rock". (I prefer to call it "soft cock") Ick.

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Secondhand Lions, Serenity, Four Rooms, Clueless, What About Bob?, Silent Running, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, ....sheesh....too many to list

Television:

House M.D., Malcolm in the Middle, Firefly, King of the Hill, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, Tyra, Tribal Life, Jeff Corwin Experience. And yeah, I'm an American Idol whore. Wanna make sumthin' of it?

Books:

I don't have time to read. Except scripts. I make time to read scripts.

Heroes:

Mom. A woman ahead of her time; bold, open minded and adventurous. Good hearted, charitable and not afraid to say what she was thinking. I really miss her.

My Blog

Update. Day 6

(Cross post to Tribe and Facebook)Well, I've just come back from my follow up appointment with the surgeon. According to the pathology reports, there were no gallstones. However, he said the gallbladd...
Posted by Deanna on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:17:00 PST

Im home from hospital

alive but stoned. News at 11
Posted by Deanna on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:40:00 PST

Hopefully the end of a long and painful road

(Cross posted to tribe and facebook)I bid my gallbladder a fond farewell (well, maybe a middle finger and a good riddance!) this coming Tuesday. The surgeon can not give me a 100% guarantee that its r...
Posted by Deanna on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:46:00 PST

Enough, already!

(Cross posted to Tribe)This could be a long one, so if you have nothing better to do, read on! Some of you may recall last June when I blogged about having tummy troubles that sent me to the ER. A has...
Posted by Deanna on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:47:00 PST

To my wonderful husband:

Happy 12th anniversary, to the love of my life!!!
Posted by Deanna on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:01:00 PST

Happy Birthday, Nathaniel Ethan!

Our grandson arrived at 3:30 this afternoon by C-section. He weighed 6 lbs., 8 ozs. and is 19 inches long. He is stunningly beautiful and perfect. Apparently no matter how well Lizz's labor was progre...
Posted by Deanna on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST

Spc. T.M. Schneider, Jr. reporting for duty

I can barely breathe as I type this. I'm trembling and sobbing and my heart is breaking. You see, I just got home from dropping our son off at his National Guard unit. Friday he will leave there for T...
Posted by Deanna on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

No baby today....

Lizz and Nick were all psyched for her scheduled induction today. They stayed up until two in the morning and then got a call from the hospital saying that "They had a full house" and were canceling h...
Posted by Deanna on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST

It’s official

Our son is going to the Middle East on January 4th. By sheer coincidence, or perhaps so I will be assured of losing my mind, this is the same day his nephew is due to be born.
Posted by Deanna on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

Divertiticu....WHAT??

I have Diverticulitis. Who knew? I was having pains in my chest last night so severe that I had to wake my husband and tell him I needed to go to the E.R. Now, I'm no weenie. I have to be in some hard...
Posted by Deanna on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST