Johnny 5 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a single dad.My 2 boys live with me.My daughter lives with her mom in BFE.

I am in business with a good friend,Jonnie 14.We are diggers and electricians.Really we'll do just about anything someone will pay us for.....sorry guys no gay sex,so stop messaging me!!!!Here,this guy will hook you up lol....

My Interests

I like to go out.Mostly dive bars,Famous Sams on Power is my favorite.Always trouble to be found there.I get hostile in trendy spots.I do like to dance.I'm not great but I'm willing and I will smack some ass.Drink some Jager bombers and it's sofa king on!!

Overall I'm pretty active and will do just about anything that might be fun.

My biggest interest is cars and bikes.I like to get dirty and wrench on shit.I am into Mopars.Pretty much my life.No matter where I'm at,what I'm doin',or who I'm with,my mind is always on my cars.I have car parts in just about every room of my house.

My rowdy friends at the Florida compound.
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I also ride a Softail.Getting ready to tear it down for some ape hangers and paint(flat black).

I'd like to meet:

It doesn't matter really who I want to meet,I just end up running into all the freaks.If you can't beat 'em.....

Music:

I like everything but cuntry.No whine of the steel geetarrr for this boy.I do like Johnny Cash(and other old skool shit).

I have Sirius radio and it's the fucking shit!!Howard Stern!!So I get to hear lots of different shit.I won't list all the bands,cause nobody really cares and won't take the time to read it all.Punk,rock,industrial,rap,it's all good.If I can drink,(&)drive,fight,or fuck to it I like it.

I've seen lots of live shows over the last few years.GBH,Cramps,Otep,Mudvayne,and plenty more.I like small venues like the Marquee.

Movies:

I'll watch just about any movie once.I can't even begin to pick even a top 50.I like too many.

Television:

I like watching Lost,Law and Order,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,I love New York,Breaking Bonaduce,Southpark,Carpocalypse.

I love talking shit about American Chopper(gee do you think they'll get it done on time?)Monster Garage(Day 3 the team waits for the UPS truck to deliver 20k in freebies),American Idol(I'm just against pop idols in general),and most evening soap operas.

Books:

Mostly tech articles and service manuals.NEC Codebook.Mopar Action.Old Skool Rodz.Also Dan Brown and Robert Kiyosaki.

Heroes:

My Blog

The new crib

Well,I'm moving on up.New place is in Chandler.Just over 2900 sq.ft. 4 bed,3 bath,3 car garage.RV parking for my truck and trailer.We are 2 miles from everything.That's the jist of it.There's more pic...
Posted by Johnny 5 on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST

Foot in mouth part 2

So,we ran into the gimp that I accidentaly insulted at RTOs.He came into Famous Sams on Power.He was running his yap that he is John Gottis nephew,blah,blah,blah.I found out that he was in some sort o...
Posted by Johnny 5 on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

open mouth,insert foot

Well as any of my friends can tell you I have a big mouth.Most of the time I'm funny and entertaining.There are the select times that I should just shut up.Like the time I was trying to make small tal...
Posted by Johnny 5 on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

My new bike

Well,I finally bit the bullet and picked up a new bike.It's a 2000 Softail.88 CID motor with Screamin' Eagle pipes.Bike came with a removable windsheild,luggage rack/sissy bar,and saddle bag brackets....
Posted by Johnny 5 on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

Tile shower project.

Well,today was the last day on this job.My brother and I tore out a tub and surround and put in a tile shower.It is a tumbled noche(natural stone) with a nice decorative listelle.The shower is for the...
Posted by Johnny 5 on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

Funny shite

As seen on Break.com...
Posted by Johnny 5 on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST