Hello, I'm not much for introduction as you can tell, I let my actions speak for me, I haven't as many friends as most people on myspace freakin' myspace whores, but to me I have all I need, have too much loot in your boat and it'll sink... it made sense to me, but anyway for those of you who are severly judgemental I knock out most of you by saying I'm not religious, infact I think religion is a waste of time and money, if you would kindly notice that most of the world's wars are because of religion, now don't get me wrong I'm not saying that I hate people who are religious, I have quite a lot of friends who are, but know not to try to convert me because I don't tolerate that kind of stuff. In my free time I like to skate- no not skateboard, I aparently was not board inclined, but what I'm talking about is Aggressive Inline, it's like skateboarding but done on inline skates. I also like to play both bass and electric guitar and a little of keyboard.I can't dance to save my life, but there's this game called DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) where you have to step on buttons during a song, but as you progress it gets harder and right now I kick ass at that game. If you want to get to know me more then message me, I don't mind.Brian ShimaAlex BroskowChris Haffey
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--Info--
Name:: Joseph Eric Hayman
Nicknames:: Midget, Mini-Matt, Short Man (all based on height)
Birthplace:: Lackland Air Force Base
Current Location:: San Antonio
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Eye Color:: Hazel
Height:: 5' 6"
Weight:: 130 lbs
Tatoos?:: None
Piercings?:: None
Overused Phrase:: Fuck!
--Your--
Bedtime:: Sleep is for the weak.
Best Physical Feature:: My "V"
Most Embarassing Moment:: Slipped in the hallway at school
Most Missed Memory:: Times I was a freshman
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Fuck! That was a good dream.
Weakness:: Women
Best Friends:: James mello, James LeBranche, Ceceilia (I don't know her last name)
Goal For The Year:: Make it through boot camp
Greatest Fears:: Rails
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: McDonalds
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Hot Tea (It has more flavor)
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Vanilla
Water or Milk...: Water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: Hugs
Cats or Dogs...: Cats
Summer or Winter...: Winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Romantic Comedies
Love or Money...: Money (love can't pay the bills)
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green Grapes
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: No preference
Perferred Hair Color:: No preference
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Short
Perferred Height:: At least shorter than me
Perferred Weight:: No preference
Looks or Personality...: Both (too much of one thing is bad)
Hot or Cute...: Cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: No preference
--Favs--
Number:: 12
Food:: Fast Food
Type of Music:: Rock/techno
Candy:: Sour
Color:: Purple
Animal:: Raven
Drink:: Soda
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Hands
Movie:: Bio-Dome
Past Time:: Aggressive Inline
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yeah, guess what happened after...
Smoked?: Yeah, and it sucked
Been Beaten Up?: Yeah
Bullied Someone?: I think so
Skinny Dipped?: No
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: No
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Yeah
Played Poker W/ Money?: No
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: No, white is not my color
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: You can cry from being tickled?
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no, I sorta squeek
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Yeah, doing that now cause I know it won't work
Went Camping?: yeah, what fun that was. =D
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Yeah
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Eww- no, too young
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Yeah
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: All the time
Danced In The Rain?: I can't dance
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Yeah...
Been On Stage?: Yeah
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: All the time (I work the corner)
Been To A Nude Beach?: I wish
Cursed In Church?: I've mooned a church, but LeBranche pants me in mid-moon and ran away
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: nope
Burnt Yourself?: I sprayed Axe on my hand and lit it on fire. ^_^
Been Dumped?: Yeah...
Dumped Someone?: Yeah, but they agreed it wouldn't work anyways
Been In Love?: Yeah
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yeah, they're called milfs
Wanted To Be A Model?: All the time, but the scars would fail me majorly
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: No, I'm much too lazy
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Nein
Made Out In A Car?: Ja
Cried During A Movie?: hai
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yeah, like right now
Made Love On The Beach?: no
Shoplifted?: No.......
Seen Someone Shoplift?: I plead the fifth
Hung Up On Someone?: Yeah
Yelled At Your Pet?: Had to, she was being a bitch
Gotten Seasick?: Nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: Women wish
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: No...
Stalked Someone?: No
Had A Stalker?: I think so, but they're good
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: If I did I don't remember it
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: All the time
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: No, that animal died so you can eat it, don't let it's death be in vain.
Protested?: No
Been To An Island?: Nope
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: That's what I do when I get bored
Screamed In A Library?: I should try that =D
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Yeah
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Yeah ;D
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Yeah
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: nope
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: no, thats gay
Threw Up In School?: No
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Yeah and it tormented me the whole day till I lost it and forgot about it.
Wore Something You Hated?: It's called church, I had to wear something nice- that soon came to an end
Wore Something To Match Someone?: No
Been To A Luau?: Where?
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: All the time
Been On TV?: Now in the papers too
Been Outta The Country?: Not yet
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yeah, you shouldve seen what I was wearing though
Won A Pool Game?: lot's-o-times
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yeah-no
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: No, what are you crazy?
Dieted?: Don't need to
Had An Eating Disorder?: Nope
Cheated On Your Other?: never
Been Cheated On?: Yeah
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: nope
Tanned Topless?: All the time ;p
Been Strip Searched?: no
Been On A Plane?: Yeah
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: YEAH, JAMES I HAVE HAVEN'T I?
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: The same person I was just yelling at
Broke Someone's Heart?: Don't think so
Sung In The Shower?: All the time
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: No, I barely get money as it is
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Yeah, lot's-o-times
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Nope
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Nope
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: Never
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Yeah
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Nope
Been In Detention?: Lot's and I mean "Lot's-O-Times"
Feel Off A Roof?: nope
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No
Been In A Wreck?: nope
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: nope
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: I'd have less fun if I stayed home
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: No
Been Shot?: No
Had A Water Gun War?: Yeah, the whole neigborhood was in on it, it was so fun
Been Arrested?: yeah sadly
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Oh yeah
Country You Wanna Visit:: Japan
Way You Wanna Die:: I'll let life suprise me
Like Thunderstorms?: Yep
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Kinda, sorta
R U A Health Freak?: No
U Think Ur Attractive?: I'm damn sexy
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Yeah
Wanna Get Married?: Don't know, everytime I get serious about a relationship it falls to peices
Wanna Go To College?: Yeah
Shower Daily?: Duh!
Want Kids?: Maybe
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: Sex is overrated, I really don't care
Do U Hate Anyone?: I plead the fifth
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Yeah ;D
Do You Think You Can Sing?: No, I know I can't
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yeah, doesn't mean I can see clearly
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Yeah
Can You Whistle?: Yeah
Can You Walk In High Heels?: No
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: Nope
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: no
Can You Multitask?: Shut up, I'm busy
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: No, I grew and lost that ability
Do You Spit?: Huh?
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Not really
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: Not telling, cause everytime I say it out loud it doesn't come true
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Kirra
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Axe Pheonix
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Candy
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: No, cause think of all the friends you would see grow old and die.
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