Think of me as the Barbie ull nvr get 2 play with profile picture

Think of me as the Barbie ull nvr get 2 play with

im no girl next door,Im the bitch down the street!

About Me


First Off I wanna start by saying:

East to The Sea
West to The Land
Death to the BITCH
That touches MY MAN

Hershey Skor Bars + Monster Energy Drinks= Me very happy : )
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""[Call me a slut..call me a whore call me whatever. i've heard it all before. say that im fake. say that i lie. say what you want..you wont see me cry. because i know none of that is true. but calling me all this shit? what does that make you?]""
♥Hey my name is Jessica
♥Im 17 BiTchEs,
♥I go to Stockdale High School
♥Im a Jouinor.,
**score**.
♥Taken By Chad ♥
♥I love a Guy that will Sing 2 me
♥ Don't message or comment me trying 2 get w/ me or ask if we can hnag out or tell me im hot.
♥I'm going to be famous one day, you can hold me to it.♥I LOVE dying/cutting hair.
♥I love My bestfriend Emily and My BabyBoii Chad. There My Life
♥My friends are the absolute best and I would do anything for them.
♥I'M A DORK, SO SUE ME.
♥I'm very laid back
♥And a very good listener
♥Im a NATURAL BITCH. get over it
♥ ( I love saying "SCORE") sexy.crazy.outrageous.rebellious.ectasy crew
♥ Im italian, anyone no it: Amo a italiano di speack, fa nessuno no come allo speack questa bella lingua
♥I TAKE TOO MANY PICTURES
♥I laugh a lot
♥at just about everything
♥Sure..i might act like a immuture little girl sometime, but at least im having fun!♥I don't care what people say about me...because I'M ME

Please Note: I do NOT have MSN, YAHOO, AIM or ICQ. I hate getting emails from people who just say "wow your hot", email me only if you have something decent to say

J Juicy
E Exciting
S Silly
S Slippery
I Insane
C Crazy
A Appreciative


Take Chances.
Tell the truth.
Date someone totally wrong for you.
Spill your guts.
Save a life, even if its your own.
Say no.
Spend all your cash.
Dance in your room alone.
Laugh at stupid jokes.
Cry.
Apologize.
Tell someone how much they mean to you.
Tell a jerk what you think.
Laugh til your stomach hurts and your eyes water.
have no r e g r e t s.
I love my boyfriend!
♥ i absolutely
<♥>L.O.V.E<♥>
this boiii
♥No one can everrr comparre to hiiim!
♥We were are so PERFECT together
♥And we've gone through a lot
♥and look...were still togther
♥Because iits meant to be..
♥Hes My SugAR bUgAr
♥I love him forever ..So dont even tryy 2 get w/ him
♥i dont mind the crying
...the drama...
the arguing that happens
once in a while
♥Because there's way more smiles...
butterflies in my tummy...
and moments that are just awww
♥i cant imagine being with anyone
anyone else
♥He iis my one...my only...my everythiing
Chad♥
Were do i start?? We have been off and on for one year and 9 months. Hes My BabyBoii. Hes makes my life fill complete. I can't imigain ever being with sombody else. Hes the funniest, hottest, prefect man i have ever met! But he already knows how i fill...so ill stop! i love you baby!! And for all you bitches, my man dont want you so give the fuck up already, he dont even wanna be your friend. So do yourself a Favor and give it up. Stop calling him, Stop trying to be "bestfriends" GIVE IT UP YOU LAME BITCH

My Interests

♥Things i Love♥
♥Boyz
♥My best friends x3
♥ Guyz thats talk 2 me in spanish
♥Sunsets
♥The Beach
♥ Dancing


♥Being Stupid
♥Tellin old ladies, Id hit that
♥Drinking
♥Partying
♥Riding In the PimpMobile w/ CEL
♥Talkin on The Phone
♥Shopping
♥Summmer
♥The snow
♥Craker Jacks
♥Tans
♥Cuddling
♥Making out
♥Laughing
♥Jacuzzis
♥Baby Kisses
♥Lip Piercings
♥Tounge Piercings
♥My Best Friends
♥Chocolate
♥Cherry icees
♥Lemonade
♥Kittens
♥Music
♥Make-Up
♥The River
♥Pink
♥Rain
♥Computer

I'd like to meet:

EveryOne says i look like Rachel McAdams ( from: Hot chicks, notebook, mean girls, weeding crashes N lots more) so i guess it would be pretty cool 2 meet her!!

Music:


Amazing people ♥

Sryy i only have 2 people so far...later on ill do the rest

Miranda
Shes my sister. Even if we dont acted like it. I really d love her. i can tell her everythng n trust her not to tell a soul. She's the only person that will tell me when i look good n when i look bad. shes burtley honest! i love her ♥

Myrissa
Myrissa Poo♥ WOW. were do i start. Shes My FAVORITE BEST FRIEND. shes my bestie fo sho!!! you put me n her togther were double trouble!! haha. we will make you laugh 4 hours. we r the funnest peeps togther. we should make a comdey show. Shes also like one of the most Beautiful Friends i have. i tell her all my problems n she helps me out every single time I love you SOOOOO effin Much Rissa Poo ♥

Movies:

I Love any SCARY MOVIES and any funny ones!! Maybe lil girl ones depending on my mood

Television:

That 70's show

Books:

I love the Book, "The child called it"

Heroes:

My Best Friend Myrissa!
this pic is eww. haha

My Blog

CA Poem

???My Boyfriend wrote this 4 me when we went out the 1st time, its cute???   Ok i dont even know you but i feel like i do I think im in love with you so what should i do I hope i make you blush f...
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diffence between guys and girls

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GUYZ N GIRLZGirLsYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoDo What U Want = ULL Pay for This LaterWe Need to Talk = I Need To BitchSure...Go Ahead = I dont Want U TooIm Not UpSet = Of Course Im Up...
Posted by ♥ Kick Ass Barbie ♥ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:58:00 PST

pick up lines, brake up lines

PICK UP LINES N BREAK UP LINES" Hi, my names Right ... Mr. Right." Ill marry you tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight." Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vi...
Posted by ♥ Kick Ass Barbie ♥ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:58:00 PST

30 things a guy wants a gurl 2 know

(¯`·._)30 Things Guyz Want Girls 2 know:1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole! 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses someti...
Posted by ♥ Kick Ass Barbie ♥ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST

my fav. Quotes

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Posted by ♥ Kick Ass Barbie ♥ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST

My old Aim Profile, That got delaited

Everyone this is my OLD ASS aim profile before it got delsited i foudn it on a site i saved just incase it ever got delaited an i just now found it. this took 4 eva to make so u better read this shit,...
Posted by ♥ Kick Ass Barbie ♥ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:56:00 PST